Brethren and Sisteren, I tried out a few guest preachers for today's shot at the pulpit, but I gotta tell you, none of them held a candle to our old stand-by, the Reverend Bob. And so once again, here's how we're spending our Sunday morning. Sure, it's a bit twisted. But this is the Twisted Chapel. And it won't cost you a cent to listen up and see if you can analyze the Rev's dream -- not if you sneak out the exit before the collection plate is passed.
Hallibaluya and Happy Sunday to you!
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
10 comments:
Let me hear an "AMEN"!!!!!!
Howdy, How art thee all. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yah Boy.
Poodles, polar bears, and rabbits, what does he watch on TV?
Is it okay to sneak out WITH the collection plate? I figure if God didn't want me to have it, I'd get caught.
AAAAA-men, Rick.:-)
Beats me, Charles, but I suspect we're better off not getting that channel.:-)
As long as you don't get caught, Puggy, go for it.:-)
I need to get a racket like this guy..
Serena Joy, I just love the way you think.
I love your Blog!
I love your comments.
I love your wit
I love your class
I love your elegance
I love your toes!!!!!!
I love your beautiful Red Hair!
I guess I LOVE all things Serena Joy!!!
Including....SERENA JOY!!
Have a great, and pain-free day off tomorrow..xox
You could get a racket like that going, Galen. I think you'd make a fine preacher.:-) Thanks to Madame Migraine, I was in no condition to think today so it's a good thing I tracked down my "sermon" last night. I AM feeling better now, so I'm planning to make up for today tomorrow. Wouldn't Scarlett just love me?:)
xoxox
.."Scarlet! You need to be kissed, and kissed often, by someone that knows how!!"
Choose One....
A. Rhett Butler to Scarlet O'Hara?
B. G-Man to Serena Joy!!
C. Richard Simmons to Carrot-Top!
Um, I think it has to be C. Am I right? Huh? Huh? Am I? What do I win?:-)
WRONG!!!!!
It's all three!!!
xoxbgxoxox
So I win 3 prizes? Yay!!
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