Monday, October 29, 2007

Monday Morning, Going Down

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It would appear that the (thankfully waning) Hunter's Moon/Blood Moon threw a lot of people for a loop. I know it knocked me on my butt. Wow, words and thoughts and emotions and hormones were all over the map the last few days. Bloody hell. I can certainly see how people who aren't wrapped all that tightly to begin with could get off kilter, veer off on a wee bit of a psycho course, and just generally go ... nuts. It was hard enough for normals (and I include myself, perhaps tongue in cheek, in that category) to keep a grip. Thank God, that evil voodoo moon-thing is going down.

Who among you has a problem with acid reflux? I had a killer bout of it Saturday night. Man, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy -- save one. The acid came up and all I could do was spend a miserable night wishing it would go back down and stay down.

The siding crew missed three days last week due to the driving rain, so they worked Saturday and Sunday. Saturday, I was expecting them. Sunday, I was a bit mortified to hear their loud Beverly Hillbillies truck pull up. I'm not sure how my neighbors felt about all the hammering and banging and yelling. I'm afraid to ask. More siding went up instead of coming down, thank goodness.

Words Gone Wild are in a sense vampiric, don't you think? TWISTED LINGUISTICS thinks so, in that they steal the thunder from and suck the fire out of normal, regular words. They need to go down.

retarted - When a backward, intellectually challenged strumpet has to start all over again.

prescious - Clairvoyantly adorable.

Who the hell are you to question my intelligent? - Who, indeed? Duh.

different hughes of blue - Guys named Hugh painted in varying shades of blue.

From the keyboard of our esteemed "editor" person:

menbers - Of or relating to male sex organs.

inuiendos - Literally, "In you I end, Ozzie." Nobody said it had to make sense.

And -- Stunted Grammar:

make's me
what he think's
send your prayer's

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Roxan said...

Rotting Decayed of Gothika

I have to admit the moon got to me, but after consuming a few villagers I feel much better.

G-Man said...

Serena Joy..
You had a bad week-end?
I'm sorry to hear that.
maybe this will cheer you up...
Roses are Red
And so are you!

...And how about this classic.

I think that I shall never see..
A Tree as beautiful as Sherry..

..One more.

'But soft, what light through yonder window breaks....?
It's Not the light, tis my arse thats breaking, due to the thick leather strap-like belt that Mistress Sherry is wearing'!
Thank You Mistress Sherry, may I please have another one?
Thank You Mistress Sherry, May I please have another one?
'Oh get up you sniffling little cur'.....

Your Vampire name is..
Big fat blood-sucking Mother-Fucker!

Can I see a little smile now?
Come on...
I know you got one in you..
Or maybe 3or4...or 5 maybe?

OK, I think I've defiled this place long enough!

Serena Joy said...

You must have had better quality villagers than I, Roxan. Mine just made me puke.:-)

Galen, Galen. Maybe I'll give you a good whack after while -- like after I pick myself up off the floor from laughing so hard. Wowzer, you some honkin' bad vampire mofo!:-) I'm over my bad weekend now, so don't YOU whack ME.:) Damn, you're giving me poetry when I didn't even ask for it? How excellent!:)

Roxan said...

I never said they tasted good, but the screams as I bit into their flesh was most appetizing.

Serena Joy said...

Do they come in different flavors? With toppings? Might make them a bit more palatable. Either way, the screams would be worth it.:-)

December/Stacia said...

I used to get such bad heartburn when I was pregnant I carried a huge tub of Tums with me everywhere. I had them in the bedroom, in the bathroom, in my purse, in the car...the berry flavored ones are delicious.

I think that's one of the worst things, to have heartburn or acid reflux. Eating protein used to help too.

Charles said...

Darren Shredder of the Forbidden Forest- What kind of crap name is that?
"different hughes of blue" don't they play in Vegas?

Roxan said...

Tastes like chicken.

Kanrei said...

It kicked my ass as well. I am only now coming out of it. Made myself sick. You have helped me with it though. You have let me know I am not the only one who suffers from that devil full moon. I only wish more people understood it is real.

Serena Joy said...

I hear 'ya, DQ. Sometimes I live on Tums, Alka-Seltzer, and Zantac. Tums rule.:)

I don't know, Charles -- I kind of like your vampire name. It has a certain panache to it, don't you think?:)

Tastes like chicken.

Doesn't everything, Roxan?:-)

You're definitely not the only one, Kan. In fact, this devil moon affected just about everyone I know. It was baaaaaad, no question about it.:) Hope you're coming down from it now and feeling better.

VE said...

I think there must be a pill for 'Full Moon Acid Reflux Syndrom" known amoung the pill hill group as F-MARS. Cool. There are so many great new diseases I didn't know about until the drug companies started marketing. I think I've got a future blog post...

Serena Joy said...

VE, if you can come up with a cure for F-MARS, you'll make a fortune. I know I'd buy it -- at ANY cost.:-)

Charles said...

Panache? I think its kind of lame, and I don't want to harm the forest forbidden or not. I'm not a tree hugger, but I'd shake their limb.

Serena Joy said...

I still think it's a pretty cool name, Charles.

Shredders = good
Forests = good (and the darker, the better)
Forbidden = EXTRA good
Darren = Eh, maybe not.

But you have to admit, three outta 4 ain't bad.:-)

Pink said...

sleep propped up with a lot of pillows. Acid Reflux can be worse at night.

And do yoga. Acid reflux can be exacerbated by stress.

Anonymous said...

i have flashbacks
to the sixties, serena

is that like acid reflux?


Serena Joy said...

You're exactly right, Pink. It affects me only at night. I have a hard time sleeping propped up because I can only sleep on my side, but I did have to resort to it Sat. night.:)

Yes, /t., it's very much like that -- except that the colors are prettier in the flashbacks.:-)

ThatGreenyFlower said...

The only thing the Blood Moon did to me was make me more sleepy and more (is it possible?) neurotic. It knocked Better Half for a frickin' loop, though. I've never seen him such a mess. Wow. Thankfully I think he's on the mend.

I, like Stacia, ate vats and vats and vats of Tums during my pregnancy. I liked the straight-up fruit ones. Still do, actually. Zantac works well for me, also. Other things that work: avoid cruciferous veggies (or crucified villagers), avoid alcohol, avoid chocolate. (I know, I know.) Elevate the head of your bed on bricks or blocks or books or something else that starts with a B; then gravity will work to keep stomach contents down. I don't usually suggest using extra pillows because those make you bend in the middle, which can make things worse by putting pressure on your stomach.

I can't write you sweet little poems, but by golly I can recommend some things to help with heartburn. xo!

Serena Joy said...

It made me unusually sleepy, too, Greeny. I took a lot of naps over the weekend. I'm thinking I perhaps used the wrong sauce on my crucified villagers. I may try a nice white sauce next time.:) Your heartburn advice trumps poetry today, for sure.

MONA said...

Agony Dream and Peace Of Romania

What kind of Vampire name is that!!!!

Scary Monster said...

Me still be of the opinion that inuiendos are an Italian suppository.


Charles said...

There's Scary. Hey, dude.

Serena Joy said...

LOL, Scary. I know where I'd like to shove some of those Italian inuiendos.:-)

Corn Dog said...

I wish I could remember what they gave me for acid reflux when I got it. It kicked ass. Dunno. No memory.

Watch those hillbilly workmen yelling or before long the neighbors are going to elect you as a neighbor from hell.

Serena Joy said...

Three weeks is about enough of this. Maybe I'll start yelling at the hillbilly workmen.:-)