Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Serena's Slightly Warped Chapel
Gather 'round, all ye warped and kindred souls, for a word from Rev. Bob this fine Sunday morning. And if you want to join hands for a sing-along afterwards, that's entirely up to you.
hehehho. I think this guy is a hoot. Kind of crude, but funny nonetheless. Hope you're having those Bloody Marys this morning and Mint Juleps later, you know, just to fend off the heat.
I think he's a hoot, too, Charles. Crude, for sure, but funny nonetheless. If I can be assured of fending off the heat, I just might have a Bloody Mary for breakfast and a Mint Julep for supper.:-)
Hey Serena? I snuck on the good PC, just to get a load of this guy... He looks like a used car salesman, and sounds like Rev Ike! Reminds me of me!!! Have a great Sunday Sherry..xoxbgxo
Oh, goody, G, I'm glad you got to hear today's sermon. He does kind of remind me of the love child of Rev. Ike and Shirley Q. Liquor.:-) You crazy, though -- he does NOT remind me of you.:) xoxo
Serena! The heat is getting you? I went to shopping with my mom today & I nearly died of thirst!Then I found this deliciously thirst quenching coconut water! & It is cooling too! You must try some if you can lay your hand upon it!
My oh Me oh my. It be Sunday and me ain't be no where's near a church. Well me just gonna have ta be a heathen this week and ask fer forgiveness next time around.
O yes serena. there is cocnut water & it is not cocnut milk. Coconut milk is taken out by grinding the pulp & squeezing out the juice. Coonut water is the water that fills a green coconut. It is sweet in taste & very cooling & transparent like plain water is.You can just slice away the upper portion of a coconut & dip in a straw & drink from the green coconut itself..It is very refreshing, beats the heat & is also a diuretic.
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hehehho. I think this guy is a hoot. Kind of crude, but funny nonetheless. Hope you're having those Bloody Marys this morning and Mint Juleps later, you know, just to fend off the heat.
I think he's a hoot, too, Charles. Crude, for sure, but funny nonetheless. If I can be assured of fending off the heat, I just might have a Bloody Mary for breakfast and a Mint Julep for supper.:-)
This is kind of like weird rap.
And Texas, huh? Hmmm...
It's definitely weird, Camille. LOL. Kind of fun in a perverted sort of way, though.:)
Hey Serena?
I snuck on the good PC, just to get a load of this guy...
He looks like a used car salesman, and sounds like Rev Ike!
Reminds me of me!!!
Have a great Sunday Sherry..xoxbgxo
Oh, goody, G, I'm glad you got to hear today's sermon. He does kind of remind me of the love child of Rev. Ike and Shirley Q. Liquor.:-) You crazy, though -- he does NOT remind me of you.:)
xoxo
Rev Bob looks suspiciously like one of our local Weathermen, only in classier attire.
LOL, Puggy. You must get some wild weather forecasts.
The last one was funnier. Sorry, but it was. Although I find his "yeah boy" kinda funny.
Serena! The heat is getting you? I went to shopping with my mom today & I nearly died of thirst!Then I found this deliciously thirst quenching coconut water!
& It is cooling too! You must try some if you can lay your hand upon it!
I know, Roxan. Some of them are funnier than others.:)
Coconut water, Mona? I've heard of coconut milk but not coconut water. Sounds very refreshing.:)
My oh Me oh my. It be Sunday and me ain't be no where's near a church. Well me just gonna have ta be a heathen this week and ask fer forgiveness next time around.
STOMP.
Heathens be good people, Scary.:-)
God bless Rev. Bob.
O yes serena. there is cocnut water & it is not cocnut milk. Coconut milk is taken out by grinding the pulp & squeezing out the juice. Coonut water is the water that fills a green coconut. It is sweet in taste & very cooling & transparent like plain water is.You can just slice away the upper portion of a coconut & dip in a straw & drink from the green coconut itself..It is very refreshing, beats the heat & is also a diuretic.
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