Freshly Pinked Nails
I can think of one thing I'd like to do but -- yeah, that'll happen.
See the ring on my middle finger? I happened across it last night while looking through my stuff. It was pretty and I hadn't worn it in a while, so naturally I put it on. Trouble was, it got stuck. Royally. It would not come off -- not with soap and water, not with baby oil, not even with olive oil. I was having visions of either refusing to eat until my finger got skinnier or having to get the ring cut off. Luckily, my fingers are fatter at night and it came off this morning with the aid of a little soap.
So, any suggestions for a day sketched in shades of gray?
paublisher - An impoverished printer.
scenerio - A Tazmanian mating ritual.
plantery - The effect of the solar system on vegetables.
loner car - An automobile that is never driven.
debute - A low-rent debutante.
From that one and only editor person:
wear a discuise
(milk) in the frig
Oh, God yes, please -- edit me!
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning. Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said, "Who was that?"
Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."
|Your Luck Quotient: 71%|
You have a high luck quotient.
More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life.
You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that.
Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way.