blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind,
Do this, don't do that. Can't you read the signs?
("Signs," 5-Man Electrical Band)
I went to get in my car to come to work this morning and lying at the top of my driveway was … a pair of men’s boxers. Blue. With some kind of little gold design on them; I didn’t get close enough to see exactly what. Do I want to know why some guy driving down the street last night felt suddenly compelled to roll down the window and toss his drawers? No! No, I truly do not.
Not that one has anything to do with the other, but here’s what a spammer wanted to sell me today: Chaepest CALIS and VAGRA online. If I were a guy and in the market for this stuff, would I really want to buy it from someone who can’t even spell it? What if they sent me Estrogen and Vagisil instead?
Here’s a sign that’s painful to look at.
Captured at 115th & Allisonville Road in Fishers, Indiana. The sign was real and was up for about two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell peonies.
The sky is gray and ugly and it’s not nearly as warm as I thought it was supposed to be today. My hair went flat at the crown, my bangs are droopy, and my whole head has those static “flyaways.” I take these as signs that something weird is happening in the Anna Nicole Show today. I’ll bet they have better weather for it (better hair, too). I wouldn’t mind being in the Bahamas.
Words Gone Wild had a wild weekend but Twisted Linguistics has locked them up now.
the worse part – Non-speaking role in a Norse Western.
First Ademdment - First, add 'em up, dammit.
scarry - This is self-explanatory; i.e., one who is covered in frightful scars.
dfidn't - A person who is so timid that he did not do it.
clickish – What most Web pages are.
How rare is your personality?
|Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISFP)|
Your personality type is caring, peaceful, artistic, and calm.
Only about 7% of all people have your personality, including 8% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving.