Monday, February 19, 2007

Belle of the Bald

I generally don't have much to say about Pop Culture, but -- have you seen Britney's shaved head? What on earth was she thinking?! What if she tattoos it next? Clearly, she's been troubled for some time now. In my opinion, she needs much more help than 24 hours of Rehab. Whether it's her family, her friends, her handlers, or whomever, somebody needs to step up to the plate and make some kind of help happen for this girl before it's too late. It would be a shame for the mother of two small children to be found dead in an alley one of these mornings.

In the Eastern part of Virginia, landfill workers discovered what appeared to be a hairless, 8-inch long severed human foot the other day. Authorities spent considerable time combing the landfill looking for the rest of the body. Then, the forensics report came in -- it's not human. They don't know what it is, other than it isn't human. Now citizens are searching the countryside hunting for a limping Bigfoot. Bigfoot?! In Eastern Virginia? I don't think so.

Today's Words Gone Wild as picked up and handed over to Twisted Linguistics look like this:

downward decent
Iwas plagqued
fairing very well
were a letter was missing

I did not define them (and refuse to try!) because I think they all refer to weird sexual stuff.


Rain said...

Britney seems so vulnerable. No amount of fame or money can change our fragile natures. I hope she gets herself together.

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littlebirdblue said...

***Your Superhero Profile***

Your Superhero Name is The Jade Shogun
Your Superpower is Metahuman
Your Weakness is Kittens
Your Weapon is Your Nuclear Bullets
Your Mode of Transportation is Scooter

I went back and did a blogthing I hadn't. I'm pretty excited that my weakness is kittens. They are my kryptonite...

Kanrei said...

This is a freakout I am sad to watch. Paris Hilton-bring it on, but I feel so bad for Britney to be honest. I am thinking post-partum depression (I hope I spelled that right). Add to that a divorce and the end of a 10 year career and her mind just went away for a little while.

Serena Joy said...

Vulnerable seems very apropos, Rain. She looks vulnerable and lost. Her mother has always appeared to be a "take charge" type. I hope she takes charge of this child and gets her some help.

Littlebird, I'm so envious of your title I'm drooling. The Jade Shogun. I just love that.

Kan, it may well be post-partum depression on top of all the other things that have gone wrong in her life. If Paris is supposed to be such a great friend to her, let her stop screwing around long enough to be a friend. It seems like a friend is what the girl needs right now.

Hale McKay said...

I'll define two of them:

inudstry porn film production

downward descent - (1) the "6" of "69" ?

downward descent - (2) where Brittany's credibilty is

Serena Joy said...

Thank you so much for taking on those indescent words, Mike. LMBO.

Lee said...

It sure is difficult to understand what is going through that young woman's head...I hope she gets the help she obviously desperately needs. She's a young mother and one wonders what's happening to her kiddies.

puerileuwaite said...

Not only that, but I'm pretty sure she tried to hit me up for a donation at LAX a few days ago. Between this encounter and being a stewardess in her "Toxic" video, she seems attracted to airports (hey, who isn't?).

Serena Joy said...

I hate airports.:)