Things are gonna get easier...
("Ooh Child," The Five Stairsteps)
This is my first grade school picture. I was an unusually shy little kid. Apparently, I wasn't fond of cameras, either. I'm still pretty shy up close and personal with people I don't know. Thankfully, I don't cry and run away at the sight of a stranger (or a camera) these days.
I don't know how old I was in this one. Third or fourth grade, maybe? At least I don't look petrified of the camera any more.
I kinda sorta have my groove back today, meaning I have some energy. It's going to rain this afternoon, though, which will zap it right back out. That being the case, I should probably strike while the iron is hot and take care of some more of the stuff I've been putting off. And putting off.
For our Twisted Linguistics lesson today, let's play with these.
suposadly - Something done while sad, we presume.
penut - Sounds vaguely obscene.
thiese - Refers to one particular gang of thieves.
buig cavernouse - We define this as WTF, because we have no earthly idea.
Guy wakes up in a socer firled - Guy needs to quit drinking if it makes him so firlish.
bysical - A two-wheeled conveyance from another planet.
despirate - Desperate Pirates, coming to ABC on Sunday nights.
comunist - A pair of -- what? Numismatists?
cerial - Just one incident in a long spree of cereal eating.
had em dong that while ordering a snadwhich - Do WHICH?! Just one more WTF.
harrashment - Smoking hashish and then going online to annoy someone.
typeo's - Something belonging to a Shakespearean character named Typeo.
had already went - Indeed. Keep up that professional writing, dude.
thats nit real - Bona fide louse eggs.
Hang in their - A reference to putting away peoples' clean (as opposed to dirty) laundry. Dirty laundry hung out to dry is a whole other story.
incrediably - Something that is stupendously diabolical.
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