Monday, January 01, 2007

Ooo, Baby


Happy New Year 2007, everyone!

I should have slept like a baby last night since it was pouring down rain. Rain usually has a soporific effect on me -- Nature's lullaby -- but not last night. First, I couldn't sleep because I was too hot. As soon as I kicked the covers off, then I couldn't sleep because I was too cold. It was like some demented Catch-22 that went on for a couple of restless hours before I finally gave in to sheer exhaustion. The dog got tired of all the tossing and turning and finally got all haughty around 2:00 A.M. and decided she was going downstairs to sleep -- where, presumably, there was no pea under the mattress.

Anyway... It's a brand new day, the first in a brand new year. It's a time for new paradigms, new attitudes, new goals, new accomplishments, and just new everything. May each of you obtain each and every big or little thing you reach for. And may all the pests who give you grief bugger off and be gone and all the crud that may have plagued you go supernova and burn itself out (just don't stop looking over your shoulder -- the second you do, you could get bitten).

Words Gone Wild started the year out with a bang. Boy, do we have some Twisted Linguistics for you today.


autheticity - A town populated by baby authors.

diplay - Dipsticks out having fun.

nagation - The state under which some spouses live.

I should get out morte often - A lament often heard in cemeteries.

mumbeling - Keeping quiet about the bling.

mongafier - An archaic part of speech, no longer necessary now that mongas are no longer spoken.

plrinted - People playing at printing.

clenlyness - The Scottish warrior Clen, laid up down on the shore of the lake.

poisened - Instruction to Ned to stand up straight and be calm.

anorther - An ill wind blowing in from the North.

Closeing - The art of snuggling.

scincist - A devotee of sensually scented sin.

belive - Better than the alternative; i.e., to be dead.



What color is your personality?


You scored as Blue. As a "blue" personality, you tend to be slightly conservative and stable. You convey peace, security and loyalty. you are the friend that peers seek for advice and help and are usually the stable one during stressful times.

Blue

80%

Black

70%

Green

70%

Brown

65%

Orange

65%

Yellow

65%

Pink

50%

Purple

40%

White

25%

The Color of Your Personality (final version)
created with QuizFarm.com


And now here's your New Year's fortune cookie:

Your Fortune Is

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

18 comments:

Laurie said...

Happy New Year! I loved the fortune cookie. Hahaha!

Serena said...

Back atcha, Laurie. Serena say fortune cookie make lotta sense. LOL.

rkfinnell said...

My color is black and my fortune cookie said "Beauty is only a light switch away."
I think I've been insulted. LOL

Serena said...

The number to call for complaints about insults is 1-800-BITE-ME. Tell them I sent you; we're on a first-name basis.:)

rkfinnell said...

Dialing. LOL

Hale McKay said...

THose were some classic twisted linguistics today, Serena.

The happiest os New Years to you.

Rex Zeitgeist said...

You scored as Orange.



Orange can represent energy, balance, warmth, enthusiasm, flamboyant, and demanding of attention. You are very energetic and outgoing and most of the time you are the life of the party. You seek lots of attention, especially from those who are willing to give it.

Orange

70%
Black

65%
Purple

65%
Blue

60%
Brown

60%
Yellow

60%
White

60%
Pink

45%
Green

45%

Jamie Dawn said...

Nagation cracked me up!!

I sure hope all my plagues go supernova too. I hope your plagues are vanquished as well.

I am a professional cutter, as you well know. I am available to cut off anything for a price. Ha, Ha.

Happy New Year!!
I hope 2007 is filled with many blessings!!

Jamie Dawn said...

That comment above is mine.
It should say Jamie Dawn.
I have no idea why it doesn't.
I hope this one says Jamie Dawn.

Jamie Dawn said...

That's better!

Serena said...

Roxan, be sure and keep up your strength in your dialing finger. Probably the "other" finger, too. LOL.

Thank you very much, Mike, and Happy New Year.

Hey, Rex, Orange sounds like a pretty good thing to be.

JD, Blogger is just freakin' possessed these days. Glad you got that straightened out. It's good to know you're keeping your Cutting credentials updated. I'll be calling on you if I need one of your special surgical procedures. You're still doing the Bobbitt Special, too, right?:) Wishing you a happy and prosperous New Year!

Anonymous said...

The new year is upon us. Wonder when I'll remember to put 2007 on documents. Ususally take about 6 months.

Unknown said...

When I have nights like that I find placing one leg under the sheets and one leg on top helps. Weird I know, but I am a weird person. The weather seems to be against you-too cold then too hot. It is just right here Goldie Locks.

Hope your day was a great start to a great year.

Scott said...

Happy New Year, Serena! And many more...

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Serena said...

Kan, sometimes that trick works, sometimes it doesn't. Hope your New Year's off to a great start, too.

And Happy New Year to you, Sonnet Boy. I LOVE your fortune cookie. LMAO!

Serena said...

I know, Steve; writing the new date's going to take some getting used to. It may take me a while this year. After all, I've never been this old before.:)

Anonymous said...

It's 2007? Man, no one woke me up.

Serena said...

George English, how the hell are you?:) Wake up, fella - 2007 has indeed sneaked up on us. Happy New Year.