Friday, December 08, 2006


Today's crazed Twisted Linguistics are in red. Might as well make them festive; they're sure not going to make any sense.

I read today's list of words found by Roxan, and then read it again.
I never got past the fist 20 minutes. I ended up just shaking my fists in the air. Haow, I ask you, am I supposed to lisyten to these subteranianian, sewre bassed dtories abotu alkl all consolodated into one list that makes my eyes hurt? jesus do I have a head ach. Stupid abotu.

Local (Bedford County) cops are approaching crime during the holidays with a sense of humor. They're handing out Christmas cards to the suspects they're rounding up. The cards are decorated with bright yellow bells, red ribbons, a candle, a wreath, and some holly. They read, "In the spirt of holiday giving, please allow this Law Enforcement officer to give you ...YOUR MIRANDA RIGHTS," and then goes on to list them.

Want to generate your own "Christmas card?"

Chinese Horoscope

You Should Have Been Born Under:

You've got a ton of energy - and need plenty of room to roam.
You tend to follow your whims, and it's hard for you to stick to one thing.
Specific jobs, loves, and friends are always changing and never a part of your life for long.
Very intuitive, you tend to know what people are thinking before they say a word.

You are most compatible with a Dog or Tiger.


RexZeitgiest said...

You Should Have Been Born Under:

You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest.
However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are!
Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk.
You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood!

You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse.

Santa Scrawny! ahahaha

Serena Joy said...

Which "animal year" was that, Rex? Did you get Scrawny Santa, too? I thought he was kind of cute. LOL.