Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Sunday, October 22, 2006
"Blood-curdling..." -- Part 24
Returning to the great hall where Haggis waited, Devorah turned her attention to the witch's hideous visage.
"All right, Haggis," Devorah sighed, guiding Haggis to a low wooden stool. "Let us do this and be done with it. I wish for you to sit -- or coil up, I should say -- upon this stool, with your eyes closed. Hear me, now -- no matter what I say, no matter what happens, do not open your eyes and do not speak until I give you leave. Do you understand?"
"Yes," Haggis said.
"What, no argument?" Devorah asked, one brow sardonically raised. "It is a wonder. I remember well how you always love to have the last word."
"Ahhhh -- Bite..."
"Never mind. Be silent, Haggis. Sit. Let us begin."
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