I wish! Unfortunately, it is. Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm glad I woke up this morning, but I'd be happier if I didn't have to spend seven hours in a battle of wits with Skank Girl. And it will be a battle of wits from here on out. Or some kind of battle. Perhaps "wits" is the wrong word, since she's so severely underarmed. I can neither control nor change her, but I can ... play with her. I'll be the cat and she'll be the mouse. It'll be fun! For me, anyway.
I chose this song to listen to today because it embodies my goal for myself at the end of the day -- alive!
Enjoy your Monday!
Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
You'd better be alive!!!!!
ReplyDelete...And really Shere, you need a little higher expectations out of life...:P
What "battle of wits" with SG?
ReplyDeleteYou are Encyclopaedia Britannica, and she is Tree Stumps for Dummies.
What battle?
;)
Not to worry, Galen -- I have a pulse.:-) Really, if one has no expectations, it's hard to be disappointed -- and anything you do get is lagniappe.;)
ReplyDeleteI loathe tooting my own horn, Skunk, but I do have to agree with you. And not just because her legs do look like tree stumps.:)
LOL@ Tree stumps for dummies!
ReplyDeleteRevenge is simple. I have found this to be quite efficaceous. When she's away from her desk switch her mouse from righty to lefty- this will make her truly batty.
Or if you have a laser mouse, put a piece of clear cellophane tape over the hole. The sight of her frustration will be much more tastier than a pint of Ben & Jerry's
I love that idea, NYD!<3 I rarely have any excuse to be at her desk when she's not, but I'm definitely going to mess with her mouse next chance I get. Since I control the server, I can mess with her files, too. I had her running in circles a bit today, and it's just going to get better and better. Geez, I am turning evil. And it ain't bad!;)
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and although i know it's only monday... i like to think of it as:
HAPPY DAY BEFORE HUMP DAY EVE,
SERENA JOY!
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/t.
We are pleased that you are amused, Sir /t. You know, it's not going to be long before Hump Day starts arriving on Sunday.:-)
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