tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post847979664051079447..comments2023-10-14T09:11:30.472-04:00Comments on (Parenthetically Speaking...): Ju-Ju Chicken BluesSerenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-38484757592380994622007-10-27T19:14:00.000-04:002007-10-27T19:14:00.000-04:00I wish. I, alas, smell nothing.I wish. I, alas, smell nothing.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-39762381661223580712007-10-27T04:17:00.000-04:002007-10-27T04:17:00.000-04:00Is this chicken-foot stuff from research for your ...Is this chicken-foot stuff from research for your WIP? I smell a writer.Camille Alexahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09031841106283355784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-44804400403265854282007-10-24T22:32:00.000-04:002007-10-24T22:32:00.000-04:00And now we know. Thank you for furnishing the sci...And now we know. Thank you for furnishing the scientific proof, Greeny. Listen up, gang -- never trust a chicken with a condom.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-9253027233414849762007-10-24T22:17:00.000-04:002007-10-24T22:17:00.000-04:00I must say that the efficacy of condoms among the ...I must say that the efficacy of condoms among the average condom-using couple is not NEARLY 98%. 98% is the efficacy of a tubal ligation. Condoms are more like 86-90%. Even perfect users don't achieve a 98% success rate...and I have never met a perfect condom-user.ThatGreenyFlowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10464818533143531044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-34462759363033647962007-10-24T09:18:00.000-04:002007-10-24T09:18:00.000-04:00Heh. I believe that may be exactly what I might b...Heh. I believe that may be exactly what I might be saying.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-77543378797199383252007-10-24T08:41:00.000-04:002007-10-24T08:41:00.000-04:00So what you're saying is that the failure of condo...So what you're saying is that the failure of condoms is due to pecker chickens?Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677769325841091545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-55945122237395055972007-10-24T07:01:00.000-04:002007-10-24T07:01:00.000-04:00KFC bucket is a good place for chicken, Mike. Goo...KFC bucket is a good place for chicken, Mike. Good magic.:-)<BR/><BR/>LOL, CD. Maybe I've met the wrong chickens. The ones I've encountered had some pretty nasty dispositions. All that flapping and trying to bite scared me. I DO like Manuelita the Nice Girl Chicken.:)<BR/><BR/>I took the quiz down because when I got on a different computer, I saw what Charles was talking about. It was covering up half the text of the post.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-64253978807569520202007-10-24T02:08:00.000-04:002007-10-24T02:08:00.000-04:00Voo Doo bad. Chicken good. I love chickens. I don'...Voo Doo bad. Chicken good. I love chickens. I don' think they're nasty.<BR/><BR/>Where's the quiz? I'm blind tonight.Corn Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00747361708585377105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-33586553309640612952007-10-24T00:19:00.000-04:002007-10-24T00:19:00.000-04:00My only experience with chicken parts is from reac...My only experience with chicken parts is from reaching into a KFC bucket. It is quite magical when one is hungry!Hale McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02548008024457474809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-65736089027718454892007-10-23T23:17:00.000-04:002007-10-23T23:17:00.000-04:00LOL, /t. I guess it's true that there's a little ...LOL, /t. I guess it's true that there's a little something for everyone here.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-86074117262398456402007-10-23T22:47:00.000-04:002007-10-23T22:47:00.000-04:00sexwithchicken beaks...yep, that's why i come here...sex<BR/>with<BR/>chicken beaks...<BR/><BR/>yep, that's why i come here :)<BR/><BR/>/t.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-5292418966162543922007-10-23T21:27:00.000-04:002007-10-23T21:27:00.000-04:00I'll bet they failed because chickens pecked them....I'll bet they failed because chickens pecked them.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-26691135916199550012007-10-23T20:27:00.000-04:002007-10-23T20:27:00.000-04:00My 98% is referring to the prophylactic abilities ...My 98% is referring to the prophylactic abilities of the average condom. There's an incidence of something like 2 pregnancies per 100 with their use.Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677769325841091545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-19406245869991085512007-10-23T18:35:00.000-04:002007-10-23T18:35:00.000-04:00Oh, I'm sorry about your formatting problem, Charl...Oh, I'm sorry about your formatting problem, Charles. All I can think is that various items look different from browser to browser.<BR/><BR/>Ain't that Punny Yumpkin a card? As I understand it, he's babysitting Scary Mon's blog for a while.<BR/><BR/><I>I kinda think Kan's right, of course if its a protection spell, would it only be 98% effective?</I><BR/><BR/>You're asking ME? That would call for a mathematical calculation -- which is beyond my abilities.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-78285368894619307302007-10-23T14:37:00.000-04:002007-10-23T14:37:00.000-04:00Wow, that quiz sure messed up your formatting. I h...Wow, that quiz sure messed up your formatting. I had to turn off the page style to find the link to take it.<BR/><BR/>Forget that quiz, it deletes all your answers if you don't answer one.<BR/><BR/>I kinda think Kan's right, of course if its a protection spell, would it only be 98% effective?<BR/><BR/>Is Punny Yumpkin our old friend Scary Monster without the speech impediment? He did STOMP!Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677769325841091545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-17183264401842713012007-10-23T14:12:00.000-04:002007-10-23T14:12:00.000-04:00Kan, I'm confused. Is that to keep the chicken fr...Kan, I'm confused. Is that to keep the chicken from getting pregnant? Do we really care if he gets knocked up?:-)<BR/><BR/>Thank you, Snow. And if I find out first, I'll pass it along to you. Yowzer! I think I'd be way more scared of Rubbermaid gods and Tupperware goddesses than chickens.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-30619549788361771472007-10-23T14:09:00.000-04:002007-10-23T14:09:00.000-04:00Serena,"If I knew how to propitiate gods, I wouldn...Serena,<BR/><BR/>"If I knew how to propitiate gods, I wouldn't get into some of the stuff I get into."<BR/><BR/>Me TOO!! If I get a heads up on this, I will pass it along to you as well! :)<BR/><BR/>Every rubber chicken I've ever seen has had feet. I say it's worth a try--although I might worry about awakening a tupperware or rubbermaid god(dess). <BR/><BR/>--snowsnowelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774922203013114354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-67601796396998702682007-10-23T13:37:00.000-04:002007-10-23T13:37:00.000-04:00Rubber chicken feet produces prophylactic voodoo m...Rubber chicken feet produces prophylactic voodoo mojo. =DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15897700063744746464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-74728130010711359012007-10-23T12:33:00.000-04:002007-10-23T12:33:00.000-04:00Good on you, Roxan. Hawk eyes are a handy thing t...Good on you, Roxan. Hawk eyes are a handy thing to have.:)<BR/><BR/>Well, now, Galen, you've given me a whole pile of stuff to think on. Veeeery interesting. I can't seem to access that Web site, but I'll take your word for it. I do think it might behoove me to grab a quick Haitian medical degree because, I mean, I sure would hate to accidentally turn you impotent instead of important. I'm a little bit concerned about this IL ranch. I mean, you say exporting the feet doesn't necessarily spell doom for the chickens. So, is there like a back room filled with an assortment of little chicken prostheses or something? Lord, I think my head may explode soon.:-)<BR/><BR/>Hello, Punny Yumpkin! Um, I would never go near a rose bush because I believe manslaughter of innocent roses is just wrong. Please tell your bollocks that I apologize and would never intentionally hurt them.<BR/><BR/>Have I ever mentioned that I am unnaturally attracted to pumpkins?:-)<BR/><BR/>Oh, my Lord, /t. -- I am REALLY scared of turkeys -- unless they're lying on a warm bun with some lettuce, tomato, and mayonaise. I like them even more with a little melted cheese and a couple of slices of bacon. If you think the hard stuff would be more fun for me, though, I'm willing to try it. Can it be a rubber turkey foot?:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-17355094014901235892007-10-23T11:50:00.000-04:002007-10-23T11:50:00.000-04:00dear serena,why do you playwith 'kiddie voodoo'whe...dear serena,<BR/><BR/>why do you play<BR/>with 'kiddie voodoo'<BR/>when you could be playing with the big (bad) boys?!? time to step up to the 'hard stuff'... turkey feet!<BR/><BR/>/t.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-77186926256342800982007-10-23T11:24:00.000-04:002007-10-23T11:24:00.000-04:00Sweet Jesus, are you zany! I believed with a name ...Sweet Jesus, are you zany! I believed with a name like Serena I would be reading some kind of poetry or flowery descriptions of how to keep the rose bushes flourishing, but here I am, both astounded and laughing so hard that my bollocks hurt. Gawd you are a lark. I will be back to read more.STOMP!Scary Monsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07696640067623584730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-32294305138573238652007-10-23T11:06:00.000-04:002007-10-23T11:06:00.000-04:00NO NO NO!!!Rubber Chickens will NOT work on any Ju...NO NO NO!!!<BR/>Rubber Chickens will NOT work on any Ju-Ju Mo-Jo Ho-Jo spell that I know of!!<BR/>It's the whole Karma thing about that creature being alive. Also only using a foot does not necessarily have to spell doom for the chicken..In fact, I've personally been to this huge Chicken Ranch in Skokie Illinois, that exports Chicken Feet for Voo-Doo rituals and Polish Dinner treats called Cochinina!!<BR/>It's Quite the Tourist attraction around them thar parts, and you can also sample some of their offerings in the hospitality room.<BR/>The Menu includes...<BR/>Chicken Foot Scampi<BR/>Chicken Foot Gumbo<BR/>Chicken Foot Tartar<BR/>Almost Whole Fried Chicken to go..2 wings, 2 thighs, 2 breasts,1 drumstick..<BR/>Chicken Foot on a Stick!<BR/>...and the list goes on and on...<BR/>So the next time you need to render someone impotent..<BR/>Cast a spell to give someone constipation..<BR/>Or obtain a Medical Degree in Haiti..<BR/>go visit..<BR/>WWW.Thehoppinrooster.com<BR/>You'll be glad you did!!<BR/><BR/>"Don't be a jerk..Let us do the bloody work"..<BR/><BR/>The Hoppin Rooster is an awesome place Serena, and it's real close to Michigan..*wink*G-Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14968807697181554781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-43117227226766939332007-10-23T10:21:00.000-04:002007-10-23T10:21:00.000-04:00You have the eyes of a hawk. You're very much awar...You have the eyes of a hawk. You're very much aware about your surroundings and the situations that you're in. People can't touch your things because you would immediately notice what's been touched or what's missing. You can analyze people's thoughts and actions quite well. That's good for you. Don't lose that sharp vision of yours.rkfinnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375756276776255824noreply@blogger.com