tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post8054992941485922234..comments2023-10-14T09:11:30.472-04:00Comments on (Parenthetically Speaking...): Cupid's Outrageous SlingsSerenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-12296613489507391762007-02-11T09:40:00.000-05:002007-02-11T09:40:00.000-05:00LOL, CD. I think we've all dated Mollusk Boy.I ba...LOL, CD. I think we've all dated Mollusk Boy.<BR/><BR/>I barely remember Adam Ant, Pug. Does he look like that these days? I know, I know -- it has nothing to do with Valentine's Day. Johnny's just Fantasy Boy.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-15727907203960133442007-02-11T08:23:00.000-05:002007-02-11T08:23:00.000-05:00Am I the first one to notice that Johnny Depp in t...Am I the first one to notice that Johnny Depp in that get-up looks a lot like Adam Ant or even that guy from Dead or Alive?<BR/><BR/>It's just a bit too much, and of course it has nothing to do with Valentine's Day.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-9471363678110380072007-02-11T01:50:00.000-05:002007-02-11T01:50:00.000-05:00I love the Twisted Valentines, particularly Mollus...I love the Twisted Valentines, particularly Mollusk Boy. I am laughing. I think I dated a Mollusk Boy.Corn Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00747361708585377105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-28836816390053318642007-02-10T23:33:00.000-05:002007-02-10T23:33:00.000-05:00Not to worry, Lee -- PG-13 saves us from the "tras...Not to worry, Lee -- PG-13 saves us from the "trashy" rating. LOL.<BR/><BR/>I'd never say no to Johnny, either. Unless maybe he asked me to stand on my head and whistle 'Dixie.' Standing on my head makes me a little dizzy these days.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-9962966752146404122007-02-10T22:26:00.000-05:002007-02-10T22:26:00.000-05:00I'm PG-13 rated...I guess that's okay!I wouldn't s...I'm PG-13 rated...I guess that's okay!<BR/><BR/>I wouldn't say no to Johnny Depp as being my Valentine! ;)Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-21392306357783440402007-02-10T21:28:00.000-05:002007-02-10T21:28:00.000-05:00Thanks, Mike. I know, there's that "joke" theme g...Thanks, Mike. I know, there's that "joke" theme going on. For some warped reason, it seems kind of apropos to the "season.":)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-75587852217547431122007-02-10T20:54:00.000-05:002007-02-10T20:54:00.000-05:00LOL @ "clean my house."Excellent job with the "Twi...LOL @ "clean my house."<BR/><BR/>Excellent job with the "Twisted Valentines."<BR/><BR/>Must be joke day - That was theme for Saturday also.Hale McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02548008024457474809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-16969453917417742702007-02-10T15:38:00.000-05:002007-02-10T15:38:00.000-05:00One more happy (ex-)wife heard from. LMAO!One more happy (ex-)wife heard from. LMAO!Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-31274400174166310992007-02-10T14:30:00.000-05:002007-02-10T14:30:00.000-05:00I thought the generator was okay, but it didn't qu...I thought the generator was okay, but it didn't quite fit MY life so I changed it. LOL<BR/><BR/>Dear Deflated Ass,<BR/><BR/>By the time you read this, I'll be tearing up our marriage license. I'm not sorry for doing this, just sorry I married you in the first place. I know this might comes as a bit of a brain aneurysm to you - especially because you're so sure we had a great marriage. What with you sleeping all day and not working. I think you're a hypocondriac and I'm sick of hearing about your latest boo boo. We're not compatible. You're a moron, and I'm vastly superior to you. You like killing things, you eat road kill, and enjoy drinking until you pass out and piss your pants, and I just plain hate you. Your favorite movie is Anything Steven Segal, and your favorite band is The Partridge Family. Do you even know what my favorite movie or band is? I once asked you what color my eyes are and you said "Nuke me some fucking hash browns!". Anyway, I want to date normal men. But you know what? I still want to be dead to you. We can totally forget the other is alive . Being married to you was a horrible experience. But please, don't be bitter like last time. That means no spiteful genital tattoos. And look - I won't even make an issue out of the $37,229 you owe me, or the fact that you don't pay your child support. Do make sure someone lets me know when you kick the bucket - and choke on your own vomit.<BR/>Eat shit and die,<BR/>A painful death<BR/>P.S. I faked every orgasm.rkfinnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375756276776255824noreply@blogger.com