tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post4046767933852933813..comments2023-10-14T09:11:30.472-04:00Comments on (Parenthetically Speaking...): for Lá 'le PádraigSerenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-4881638950811845762007-03-18T17:34:00.000-04:002007-03-18T17:34:00.000-04:00Hello, Cathy. Oops, sounds like you accidentally ...Hello, Cathy. Oops, sounds like you accidentally sat in my tricked out Interrogation Chair. You're a long way from 86, though, so you're okay.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-73088448649624386482007-03-18T16:49:00.000-04:002007-03-18T16:49:00.000-04:00You will die at the age of 86You will die when you...You will die at the age of 86<BR/><BR/>You will die when your chair explodes very unexpectedly.<BR/><BR/>....Goddamn wind!<BR/><BR/>Right I,m not going to read any more of these comments. I keep having to go back and read stuff I,ve skipped.cathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00075735967153709260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-76685651272690467002007-03-17T22:50:00.000-04:002007-03-17T22:50:00.000-04:00Ah, geez. LOL. You'd think he'd at least sniff w...Ah, geez. LOL. You'd think he'd at least sniff whatever's in the glass before gulping it down.<BR/><BR/>I wonder if golf balls should come with warning labels and -- emergency strings? I'm still laughing my ass off over that one. I wonder if the girl moved on to something more reliable, like zucchinis or something?:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-43887997329724780212007-03-17T22:34:00.000-04:002007-03-17T22:34:00.000-04:00Sorry. I had to delete the prior. So many typos ...Sorry. I had to delete the prior. So many typos I couldn't read my own writing.<BR/><BR/>You know I have no idea about those golf balls. Dad was so disgusted with the whole mess he didn't even care what Ms. Teenage was thinking when she did the deed or why or what she thought she was going to get out.<BR/><BR/>Another time I took a call from a semi-upset woman. Back then they'd bring in specimens from home. This wo-man had put her urine in a juice glass in the frig and was bringing it in the next day for testing to see if she was preggers. Her huband saw the "juice" in the juice glass and drank some of it. He stopped after a gulp or two and they called my Dad, the Ob/GYN, and asked what needed to be done then. Dad actually laughed into the phone that time. He told the woman not to store pee in a juice glass any more.Corn Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00747361708585377105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-79219358964321753012007-03-17T22:30:00.000-04:002007-03-17T22:30:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Corn Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00747361708585377105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-50272030467481482982007-03-17T18:14:00.000-04:002007-03-17T18:14:00.000-04:00LMBO! That's a pretty good way to go, Mike.LMBO! That's a pretty good way to go, Mike.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-16491522223176531812007-03-17T17:38:00.000-04:002007-03-17T17:38:00.000-04:00Like the joke...Drowned in a vat of beer, but foug...Like the joke<BR/><BR/>...Drowned in a vat of beer, but fought bravely, climbing out three times to take a leak.Hale McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02548008024457474809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-55821229982659456122007-03-17T16:23:00.000-04:002007-03-17T16:23:00.000-04:00I hope that worked for you, Camille.Happy St. Patr...I hope that worked for you, Camille.<BR/><BR/>Happy St. Patrick's Day to you, Laurie.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-25818076521272561422007-03-17T14:15:00.000-04:002007-03-17T14:15:00.000-04:00Happy St. Patrick's Day!Happy St. Patrick's Day!Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04321713951006827527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-46776660319671722602007-03-17T12:23:00.000-04:002007-03-17T12:23:00.000-04:00Thanks SJ, I was just using the "Post to your Blog...Thanks SJ, I was just using the "Post to your Blog" function on the Youtube site (or whatever it was called).Camille Alexahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09031841106283355784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-60532389399505781912007-03-17T10:56:00.000-04:002007-03-17T10:56:00.000-04:00Oh, my God, Corn Dog! I am laughing so hard I thi...Oh, my God, Corn Dog! I am laughing so hard I think I actually did wet myself. Note to self: go to the bathroom before getting on the cyber highway. Why in God's name would anybody stick golf balls up their hoo-hah? I mean, where is the pleasure in that? And how'd she think she was going to get them back out? I can't even think about it; I'll start snorting again.<BR/><BR/>Lee, how'd the dinner party go?<BR/><BR/>Steve, I have to find more green humor for today, since this is actually P-Day.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-65347336492622619642007-03-17T10:44:00.000-04:002007-03-17T10:44:00.000-04:00"You will die at the age of 101You will be killed ...<I>"You will die at the age of 101<BR/><BR/>You will be killed by Rosanne Barr when she snaps on day in the street"</I><BR/><BR/>Glad to hear I'm going to live that long. I think this one might truly be prophetic because they misspelled "one" like I do and spelled it as "on."<BR/><BR/>Speakings of objets d'orifice, (were we?) my Dad was an OB/GYN and got a call from one of his patients one night to come to the ER. Her teenaged daughter had crammed a couple of golf balls up her wahoo. Dad always loved it when I used the correct anatomical term for the body so I make sure I do when I relay stories (sarcasm). Anyhoo, he wanders over to the ER in disgust, takes some forceps and grabs one of the slimey buggers and slings it in a metal pan. Of course, the golf ball bounces out, goes bounding out of the room and down the hall. The intern assisting pulls the little curtain aside and yells "FORE." The little girl with the golf ball tampons was holding up pretty well until then. The joking men cracked her and made her cry. Of course, me being the logical one I asked Dad why Ms. Teenage couldn't remove the golf balls herself. Dad declared, "OH, she tried, but it was a kin to putting a cue ball in your mouth." Dad saw the light bulb go on in my beady eyes. "Don't do it," he said. "We get those too in the ER. We have to break their jaw to get them out."Corn Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00747361708585377105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-26941469844812396932007-03-17T04:32:00.000-04:002007-03-17T04:32:00.000-04:00Green humor, I like it.Green humor, I like it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-53862669152465300672007-03-17T01:47:00.000-04:002007-03-17T01:47:00.000-04:00I just had to show you this:"You will die at the a...I just had to show you this:<BR/><BR/>"You will die at the age of 108<BR/><BR/>You will die trying to be the first person to mail yourself around the world"<BR/><BR/><BR/>I wonder if I'll gift-wrap myself!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-3288031538926518032007-03-17T01:43:00.000-04:002007-03-17T01:43:00.000-04:00I've been out all day searching for a four leafed ...I've been out all day searching for a four leafed clover! Not really...I've been spending most of the day preparing for tonight's dinner party...now I'm about to shower and make myself presentable, or at least, try to! ;)Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-10048611212725035692007-03-16T20:01:00.000-04:002007-03-16T20:01:00.000-04:00Camille, pick your YouTube video. To the right of...Camille, pick your YouTube video. To the right of it, you'll see this:<BR/><BR/>URL <BR/>Embed <BR/><BR/>Copy the "Embed" code.<BR/><BR/>Open a new Blogger post form. Make sure you're in html mode, not Compose mode, and copy in the code. Your video should appear in your post.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-42423191584957994532007-03-16T19:51:00.000-04:002007-03-16T19:51:00.000-04:00Kanrei and SJ,It is a testament to my computer ign...Kanrei and SJ,<BR/><BR/>It is a testament to my computer ignorance that I have no idea what you mean.Camille Alexahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09031841106283355784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-55442807223075628112007-03-16T17:38:00.000-04:002007-03-16T17:38:00.000-04:00Hmmm. I don't know, Kan. I think being stood ups...Hmmm. I don't know, Kan. I think being stood upside down and turned on might be more fun.:)<BR/><BR/>Be careful around the ping-pong equipment, MXI. Shoot, I'm always amazed I lived to 30. I consider every year thereafter gravy.<BR/><BR/>Littlebird, that would be a spectacular way to go, but ... don't do it. The chafing would be awful.<BR/><BR/>Speakings of objets d'orifice, I've heard some tales from ER docs. The weirdest one I heard of was a teapot. Who would do that? Why?!<BR/><BR/>Re YouTube, I never could get them to embed on old Blogger, whereas there's no problem on new. I use the "embed" code, as Kan mentioned.<BR/><BR/>That's an excellent way to go out, TFG, and I want the same -- except at the hands of a jealous wife. LOL.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-66170282579600655512007-03-16T16:02:00.000-04:002007-03-16T16:02:00.000-04:00I am planning on dying at the hands of a jealous h...I am planning on dying at the hands of a jealous husband. <BR/><BR/>BTW, I reposted that pic.tfghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07791116307693444845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-51603328018400636972007-03-16T15:53:00.000-04:002007-03-16T15:53:00.000-04:00LLB,On Youtube there are two ways to post a clip. ...LLB,<BR/>On Youtube there are two ways to post a clip. One is a link and the other is to embed it on your page. I always take the second option. Just cut and paste the code like you are posting a comment and the video should appear.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15897700063744746464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-22628151263793318742007-03-16T15:50:00.000-04:002007-03-16T15:50:00.000-04:00Kanrei--you're cracking me up. I have a friend wh...Kanrei--you're cracking me up. I have a friend who used to be the emergency admit nurse for the county hospital. She said anything you think is a joke about objects and orifices is not a joke to someone, somewhere, or the night nurse who admitted them.<BR/><BR/><BR/><I>How Will I Die Quiz<BR/><BR/>You will die at the age of 105<BR/><BR/>You will die in a nude hang gliding accident</I><BR/><BR/><BR/>Yippee.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>o-and Serena Joy--I can't get Youtube to recognize New Blogger--it used to work fine on my old account, but now, no amount of tweaking will make it happy, and I can't find any trouble-shooting that addresses my problem.<BR/><BR/>Any ideas?Camille Alexahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09031841106283355784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-54424667411769711922007-03-16T15:21:00.000-04:002007-03-16T15:21:00.000-04:00Apparently I die at 51 in a ping pong accident. Yo...Apparently I die at 51 in a ping pong accident. You guys all got funny ones,I got the 4th most common cause of death in the world. On the upside,who'd a thought I'd make to 51!MXIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02698627578414189517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-51910831038759269752007-03-16T14:20:00.001-04:002007-03-16T14:20:00.001-04:00How are you coming along with finding another date...<I> How are you coming along with finding another date?:) <BR/></I><BR/><BR/>I am on a "being turned down and stood up" vacation. <BR/><BR/>We have no monkey cages in Miami. We have one of those "natual surroundings" zoos. As if lions and monkeys usually hang out in a park with people throwing food at them. The monkeys here throw poo. I hear they are quite good at it too- can hit a screaming child from 50 paces.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15897700063744746464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-47268269865969772472007-03-16T14:20:00.000-04:002007-03-16T14:20:00.000-04:00Monkeys are EVIL LOLMonkeys are EVIL LOLrkfinnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375756276776255824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-42234580910139400422007-03-16T14:01:00.000-04:002007-03-16T14:01:00.000-04:00Roxan, you are a wicked, wicked girl. I might hav...Roxan, you are a wicked, wicked girl. I might have known you'd find a way to work a monkey into the equation.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.com