tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post3496943434565091899..comments2023-10-14T09:11:30.472-04:00Comments on (Parenthetically Speaking...): Hiccing in the HollerSerenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-91272153183793301582007-08-08T23:05:00.000-04:002007-08-08T23:05:00.000-04:00Oh, yeah, so you did. My duh. Melting would be m...Oh, yeah, so you did. My duh. Melting would be mushy.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-37259108869782215952007-08-08T23:03:00.000-04:002007-08-08T23:03:00.000-04:00I said let it melt. Geez. LOLI said let it melt. Geez. LOLrkfinnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375756276776255824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-47538510186334993582007-08-08T23:01:00.000-04:002007-08-08T23:01:00.000-04:00I don't know how you do that, Roxan. I don't thin...I don't know how you do that, Roxan. I don't think I could swallow sugar without getting it mushy first.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-7294631704982929282007-08-08T22:24:00.000-04:002007-08-08T22:24:00.000-04:00You let it melt in your mouth. No chewing or swish...You let it melt in your mouth. No chewing or swishing it around.rkfinnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375756276776255824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-10959908289610488552007-08-08T21:25:00.000-04:002007-08-08T21:25:00.000-04:00Is there tutoring available for that, Puggy?:)Is there tutoring available for that, Puggy?:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-77965183217574854252007-08-08T21:20:00.000-04:002007-08-08T21:20:00.000-04:00Everybody knows the DEFINITIVE cure for the hiccup...Everybody knows the DEFINITIVE cure for the hiccups is on Page 46 of the Kama Sutra. Sheesh.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-35212181820721528782007-08-08T21:07:00.000-04:002007-08-08T21:07:00.000-04:00Oh, God, I've had that happen, Mike. Talk about e...Oh, God, I've had that happen, Mike. Talk about embarrassing if there's anybody around to witness it. LOL!Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-4450435973330257902007-08-08T21:04:00.000-04:002007-08-08T21:04:00.000-04:00My sister used to get the hic-burps!She would hicc...My sister used to get the hic-burps!<BR/><BR/>She would hiccup and then burp - repeatedly for about 10 minutes.<BR/><BR/>It was funny to us, but so funny to her.Hale McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02548008024457474809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-66633165589677225562007-08-08T20:55:00.000-04:002007-08-08T20:55:00.000-04:00Good Lord, Charles, and how do you know this? How...Good Lord, Charles, and how do you know this? How many times have you been dead?:)<BR/><BR/><I>Sugar always works for me. Infact, it has never failed me or anyone I know who has tried it. Maybe you did it wrong or you are just weird. LOL</I><BR/><BR/>We've already established that I'm fairly weird, Roxan. Was I not supposed to chew it a little and make it mushy?:-)<BR/><BR/>Nope, there was no booze or hot food involved, G. And I think we can safely rule out pregnancy.:-) I don't know what it was. I hicced two or three times tonight, but that was it. If I thought it was going to last 60 years, I'm pretty sure I'd go ahead and put the plastic bag over my head. Diaphragms and muscles and contractions, oh my. You know the damndest things!xoxbdxox<BR/><BR/><I>Sounds like you hooked up with the same bastids that attaked me earlier in the week. Me didn't try real hard to get rid of them, just enjoyed the ride.</I><BR/><BR/>Sounds like you had the orgasmic type of hiccups, Scary Mon. No wonder you didn't try to get rid of the bastids. LOL.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-68451885063117483062007-08-08T20:46:00.000-04:002007-08-08T20:46:00.000-04:00Sounds like you hooked up with the same bastids th...Sounds like you hooked up with the same bastids that attaked me earlier in the week. Me didn't try real hard to get rid of them, just enjoyed the ride.<BR/><BR/>HIC.Scary Monsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07696640067623584730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-76354824987708900652007-08-08T20:33:00.000-04:002007-08-08T20:33:00.000-04:00Hiccups involve the involuntary contraction of the...Hiccups involve the involuntary contraction of the diaphragm, the muscle separating the abdomin and chest. When the diaphragm contracts, the vocal chords close quickly, which causes that funny hiccup sound. No one knows for sure why people hiccup, but in certain circumstances, they are predictable: Eating or drinking too fast, nervousness, pregnancy,(Serena?) or Booze (Serena?)...Or very HOT food.<BR/>Consider yourself lucky, Charles Osborne of Anthon Iowa has the record of hiccupping for 60 years, they say he hiccupped an estimated 430 Million times!!!<BR/>Sorry Sweetie..xoxbgxoxoxG-Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14968807697181554781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-16613421079943229782007-08-08T19:58:00.000-04:002007-08-08T19:58:00.000-04:00***You Are Toast***Old fashioned and a bit of a ho...***You Are Toast***<BR/><BR/><BR/>Old fashioned and a bit of a homebody, you totally go for comfort food.<BR/>You're the type who loves to cook for friends, and they love you for it.<BR/>You truly know what tastes good, and you can often pick out the best dish at a restaurant.<BR/>You don't fall for food trends. You stick with what's been food for a long time!<BR/><BR/>Sugar always works for me. Infact, it has never failed me or anyone I know who has tried it. Maybe you did it wrong or you are just weird. LOLrkfinnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375756276776255824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-75718845174482952302007-08-08T18:44:00.000-04:002007-08-08T18:44:00.000-04:00I can hold my breath for 7 minutes, thing is by th...I can hold my breath for 7 minutes, thing is by that time, I'm dead for a couple of minutes already.<BR/>Diesel must be a Navy SEAL.Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677769325841091545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-48021606727594449992007-08-08T17:59:00.000-04:002007-08-08T17:59:00.000-04:00Wow, Diesel -- 4 minutes? I'm impressed. No way ...Wow, Diesel -- 4 minutes? I'm impressed. No way could I do that. Geez, you're a master at this scaring stuff, aren't you? Next time I get the hiccups, I'm calling YOU.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-82332414689668329982007-08-08T17:19:00.000-04:002007-08-08T17:19:00.000-04:00I used to be able to hold my breath for 4 minutes....I used to be able to hold my breath for 4 minutes. Little known fact.<BR/><BR/>My wife gets the hiccups all the time, which means I have license to scare the hell out of her. I've moved from immediate physical terror to psychological torture, like telling her I was arrested. My favorite trick is to stop the car in the middle of traffic and tell her I won't go until she hiccups -- which makes it pretty much impossible for her to hiccup.robkroesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14731849693307953813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-29145073912377490372007-08-08T14:23:00.000-04:002007-08-08T14:23:00.000-04:00Not to worry, Charles. It was just plain old hicc...Not to worry, Charles. It was just plain old hiccups. I may have some low maintenance ice cream for supper just to make sure there's no recurrence.:-)<BR/><BR/><I>That means I owe you a post today.</I><BR/><BR/>Yes, you do, Kan. Better get crackin'.<BR/><BR/><I>Twice in one week he has served a use for you...is the world ending?</I><BR/><BR/>It MUST be. It's the only explanation.:-) Loved your joke!<BR/><BR/>I know there's a sphincter in the esophagus that has something to do with hiccups, Seeley. Ask The Man what it is he does about it. Yes, I think organic pastries are EXTREMELY healthy.:)<BR/><BR/>Shoot, Camille, if the darn hiccups had been orgasmic, I wouldn't have been so anguished. I miss out on everything.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-82601296509816078262007-08-08T14:05:00.000-04:002007-08-08T14:05:00.000-04:00A woman is sitting on a plane next to a man who do...A woman is sitting on a plane next to a man who does not know her. Five minutes into the flight she sneezes, then moans. A few seconds later she sneezes again and moans again. This goes on for the entire flight. <BR/><BR/>Once they land, the man cannot contain his questions any longer and asks her why she moans after every sneeze.<BR/><BR/>"I have a rare condition," she tells him. "Everytime I sneeze I have an orgasm. It has been that way for the last ten years. The doctors do not know why."<BR/><BR/>"THat is incredible," he responds. "Are you taking anything for it?"<BR/><BR/>"Yes", she says, "pepper."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15897700063744746464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-38122861495386415072007-08-08T13:18:00.000-04:002007-08-08T13:18:00.000-04:00There was a short story edited by Ellen Datlow (so...There was a short story edited by Ellen Datlow (sorry sorry sorry I forget the author/title) in which a woman experiences orgasm after orgasm after orgasm at everything around her. It was a horror story.<BR/><BR/>Your endless hiccups of pain and anguish made me think of that.Camille Alexahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09031841106283355784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-37031462003878351302007-08-08T13:08:00.000-04:002007-08-08T13:08:00.000-04:00The Man claims to be able to stop hiccups. Somethi...The Man claims to be able to stop hiccups. Something about a sphincter....<BR/><BR/><BR/>You Are Fruit <BR/> <BR/>Healthy and sweet, you can appreciate a simple quality breakfast like fruit.<BR/>You don't need to put a lot of processed junk in your body... you're happy with what nature provides.<BR/>People have probably accused you of being a health nut, but you just like the best simple foods.<BR/>You care about what you put in your body. And it shows! <BR/><BR/>Hmmm...do pastries made with organic flour count?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-46628329408632702212007-08-08T13:03:00.000-04:002007-08-08T13:03:00.000-04:00So you did hold your breath. That means I owe you...So you did hold your breath. That means I owe you a post today. Damn! <BR/><BR/>I think the thought of asking the hus for help scared them out of you. In a way, he did his job. Twice in one week he has served a use for you...is the world ending?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15897700063744746464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-137053940391993352007-08-08T12:20:00.000-04:002007-08-08T12:20:00.000-04:00I usually find that burping cures my hiccups, exce...I usually find that burping cures my hiccups, except the ones I get from the cold weather.<BR/>My ex-girlfriend used to get those really bad bouts like that. I think it may have had to do with the fact that she had a heart murmur. I seem to remember hiccups sometimes being brought about by something strange the heart was doing. Let's hope that isn't what your problem is.<BR/>"Your culinary skills are probably a bit lacking... and you are a sucker for junk food.<BR/>Some people accuse you of eating like a kid, but you prefer to think of yourself as low maintenance." - You? Ms IcecreamforSupper?Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677769325841091545noreply@blogger.com