tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post2846655742159882330..comments2023-10-14T09:11:30.472-04:00Comments on (Parenthetically Speaking...): Faux-for-AllSerenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-7020480319504866102007-06-13T00:01:00.000-04:002007-06-13T00:01:00.000-04:00Faux-ku! Yes! That rocks. And gives me visions ...Faux-ku! Yes! That rocks. And gives me visions of Kung-fu. Love your colorful faux-kus.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-78165168797575934002007-06-12T23:35:00.000-04:002007-06-12T23:35:00.000-04:00A name for the short haikus:I like Faux-KuGood nam...A name for the short haikus:<BR/><BR/><I>I like Faux-Ku<BR/>Good name<BR/>For short haikus<BR/><BR/>Because faux-kus<BR/>Don't try<BR/>To rhyme purple<BR/><BR/>And not silver<BR/>orange<BR/>Or rhyme at all</I>Hale McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09724689409475032340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-42757807259150312182007-06-11T16:21:00.000-04:002007-06-11T16:21:00.000-04:00Amen, Greeny. I don't know who Anonymous is, but ...Amen, Greeny. I don't know who Anonymous is, but that's just SO beautiful -- not only the words but the sentiments.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-16821425677560802492007-06-11T14:39:00.000-04:002007-06-11T14:39:00.000-04:00I didn't realize you were having a goldfish proble...I didn't realize you were having a goldfish problem, LBB. LOL. Love your spirit shining through in your answers. I, however, have every intention of being present at my own funeral.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-28348407781946589922007-06-11T13:11:00.000-04:002007-06-11T13:11:00.000-04:001) I want no goldfish.2) I wish pomegranate juice ...1) I want no goldfish.<BR/>2) I wish pomegranate juice were cheaper.<BR/>3) I love writing by the headlights and free association.<BR/>4) I hate things hanging over my head.<BR/>5) I am perennially tardy.<BR/>6) I hope I never forget how much I love some people.<BR/>7) I hope that I miss my own funeral.Camille Alexahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09031841106283355784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-72701968437166331812007-06-11T11:54:00.000-04:002007-06-11T11:54:00.000-04:00Anonymous, reading your words reminds me why.Anonymous, reading your words reminds me why.ThatGreenyFlowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10464818533143531044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-41523094581226427882007-06-11T10:29:00.000-04:002007-06-11T10:29:00.000-04:00Oh, my goodness, TC, that's another very beautiful...Oh, my goodness, TC, that's another very beautiful verse.<BR/><BR/>I wish all of your answers for you.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-20972288875162928622007-06-11T09:58:00.000-04:002007-06-11T09:58:00.000-04:00silent whisperstouch merepeatedly1) I want _employ...silent whispers<BR/>touch me<BR/>repeatedly<BR/><BR/><BR/>1) I want _employment<BR/>2) I wish for peace<BR/>3) I love love<BR/>4) I hate hate<BR/>5) I am what I am<BR/>6) I hope I never become negative.<BR/>7) I hope that I live long&healthy.<BR/>tcAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-43012922707022504942007-06-11T09:47:00.000-04:002007-06-11T09:47:00.000-04:00LOL, Pug. I'm pretty sure you can get away with #...LOL, Pug. I'm pretty sure you can get away with #3, and #6 should never happen as long as you stay off the Sterno. #3 won't cause blindness -- it's an urban legend -- but #6 could.:-)<BR/><BR/>So true, Charles. So true.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-38398736215397729722007-06-11T09:33:00.000-04:002007-06-11T09:33:00.000-04:00Any form of Haiku is like fat, you have to use it ...Any form of Haiku is like fat, you have to use it to lose it.Charleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00677769325841091545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-68549607661184869352007-06-11T08:44:00.000-04:002007-06-11T08:44:00.000-04:00This is a tough series of questions! Okay, here go...This is a tough series of questions! Okay, here goes ...<BR/><BR/>1) I want candy.<BR/>2) I wish hot dogs and buns came in equal amounts.<BR/>3) I love to blog "au naturale".<BR/>4) I hate that "W" is only limited to 2-terms.<BR/>5) I am Iron Pug.<BR/>6) I hope I never drop my TV into the tub.<BR/>7) I hope that I never get tired of the Geico Cavemen.<BR/><BR/>And WTF? Am I REALLY a can of Sterno? Geez, that's not even a LEGAL intoxicant, is it? These tests always seem to associate me with activities that *allegedly* cause blindness.puerileuwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16721399673017380093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-41081056893551923772007-06-11T07:11:00.000-04:002007-06-11T07:11:00.000-04:00Those are beautiful answers, Anon.Those are beautiful answers, Anon.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-59342596349213635292007-06-11T03:23:00.000-04:002007-06-11T03:23:00.000-04:00I want to take your dog for a walk. Maybe on a bea...I want to take your dog for a walk. Maybe on a beach. Playing fetch into the water, she returns to me just ahead of the surf, happily clutching a branch in her mouth. <BR/><BR/>I wish that my parents were happier.<BR/><BR/>I love the New York skyline that includes the twin towers. The moon, too. The sight of people being moved to tears out of love.<BR/><BR/>I hate people who want to move the bus stop from in front of their home, to in front of somebody else's home.<BR/><BR/>I am hallelujah. I am made of stars, and so are you. I am wearing a size eight shoe and am aces at ping pong. IQ of 103. <BR/><BR/>I hope I never become a golf fanatic.<BR/><BR/>I hope that I stay in love, in love with it all.<BR/><BR/>word.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-50427269319857286472007-06-10T22:58:00.000-04:002007-06-10T22:58:00.000-04:00LMAO, Roxan. I guess it DOES have some bad hooch ...LMAO, Roxan. I guess it DOES have some bad hooch answers.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-77365906848437125692007-06-10T22:27:00.000-04:002007-06-10T22:27:00.000-04:00You are RippleDirty, smelly, five o'clock shadow a...You are Ripple<BR/><BR/>Dirty, smelly, five o'clock shadow and plumber butt.<BR/>You can belch the national anthem, accompanied by a one cheek sneak chorus.<BR/>Everyone avoids you.rkfinnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375756276776255824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-61503442034893378032007-06-10T22:25:00.000-04:002007-06-10T22:25:00.000-04:00No, Roxan, you're kidding! I couldn't tell. LOL....No, Roxan, you're kidding! I couldn't tell. LOL.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-38474498528232044432007-06-10T22:20:00.000-04:002007-06-10T22:20:00.000-04:00Good, I don't want to write good short ku or whate...Good, I don't want to write good short ku or whatever. LOLrkfinnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375756276776255824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-62766147742102610292007-06-10T22:13:00.000-04:002007-06-10T22:13:00.000-04:00LOL, Roxan. You might well win the prize for wors...LOL, Roxan. You might well win the prize for worst short-ku.:-)<BR/><BR/>Orioles losing, T? Somehow I don't believe you tested out as MD 20/20.:-)<BR/><BR/>No red wine for me, Lee. It gives me headaches. I'm not actually big on white wine, either; gives me heartburn.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-76817417644787576352007-06-10T21:36:00.000-04:002007-06-10T21:36:00.000-04:00You Are ChardonnayFresh, spirited, and classic - y...You Are Chardonnay<BR/>Fresh, spirited, and classic - you have many facets to your personality.<BR/>You can be sweet and light. Or deep and complex.<BR/>You have a little bit of something to offer everyone... no wonder you're so popular.<BR/>Approachable and never smug, you are easy to get to know (and love!).<BR/><BR/>Deep down you are: Dependable and modest<BR/><BR/>Your partying style: Understated and polite<BR/><BR/>Your company is enjoyed best with: Cold or wild meat<BR/><BR/><BR/>Funny they should say that seeing I prefer red wine to white!<BR/><BR/>I'll stick with my Cab Savs or Shiraz!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-82474360159899714022007-06-10T21:28:00.000-04:002007-06-10T21:28:00.000-04:00How can they suckso muchDamn Orioles.Your quiz say...How can they suck<BR/>so much<BR/>Damn Orioles.<BR/><BR/>Your quiz says that I'm MD 20/20 in a brown paper bag.tfghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07791116307693444845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-71977466910166908162007-06-10T21:14:00.000-04:002007-06-10T21:14:00.000-04:00***You Are Pinot Gris***More hip than most, you sp...***You Are Pinot Gris***<BR/><BR/><BR/>More hip than most, you spot trends before they even really get started.<BR/>If something is new and unique, you know about it... and you've probably tried it.<BR/>You have a good number of projects, interests, and relationships - but they are all fleeting.<BR/>The world is so appealing and diverse, you can't help but seek variety.<BR/><BR/>Deep down you are: A true flirt<BR/><BR/>Your partying style: Exclusive. You only party with people you've personally selected.<BR/><BR/>Your company is enjoyed best with: A big bowl of pasta<BR/><BR/>I want to be secure<BR/><BR/>I wish I could change past decisions<BR/><BR/>I love my children<BR/><BR/>I hate where I live<BR/><BR/>I am getting where I want to be<BR/><BR/>I hope I never give up<BR/><BR/>I hope that I win a big fat lottery!<BR/><BR/>I hate Haiku<BR/>I do<BR/>Haiku sucks ewwrkfinnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375756276776255824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-34781608663947009042007-06-10T14:42:00.000-04:002007-06-10T14:42:00.000-04:00Pretty sure, Galen. LOL.Pretty sure, Galen. LOL.Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-77799648099627379202007-06-10T14:14:00.000-04:002007-06-10T14:14:00.000-04:00Are you sure it's not just a hive flare up again?Are you sure it's not just a hive flare up again?G-Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14968807697181554781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-50350612662313270082007-06-10T14:02:00.000-04:002007-06-10T14:02:00.000-04:00Whew! I'm blushing, g-man.:-)Whew! I'm blushing, g-man.:-)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555288.post-65115920097879283892007-06-10T13:54:00.000-04:002007-06-10T13:54:00.000-04:00Serena JoyAlwaysKnocks My Socks Off!!Serena Joy<BR/>Always<BR/>Knocks My Socks Off!!G-Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14968807697181554781noreply@blogger.com