Monday, August 29, 2011

Why That Is?



Anyone know the answers to these puzzlers that have me scratching my head?


1. Why do some women wear black bras under white tops?


2. Why does anyone need a refrigerator that comes equipped with a touch pad and apps?


3. Why have I been craving radishes? It's probably been two or three years since the last time I ate a radish in a salad.


4. Can a purse ever be too big?


5. What is the cure for ennui? And we are talking MEGA-ennui.


I don't have a thing to give you for providing some answers except a little gratitude. Will that do?

8 comments:

Marion said...

1. H-E-L-L-O, to show off their purty ta-ta's!!!!
2. So computer nerds won't starve to death.
3. Because it's August.
4. Never, ever, ever.
5. Speed. (And I'm not talking cars.) Tell your dr. you have adult ADHD and get some Ritalin. Doctors LOVE to give you drugs to boost their stock portfolios!!

G-Man said...

1. Color Blind Skanks
2. Because it's THERE!!!
3. Knocked Up!!
4. If a purse is so large that it deprives me of viewing your very pretty feet, then yes, it's too big
5. From a phone other than your own, call the number of a nemesis, and ask questions like...
a. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
b. Is your refridgerator running?
c. What weighs more, a pound of feathers, or a pound of gold?

We can discuss remuneration at a later date....Galen

Serena said...

Well, I guess that makes sense, Marion. If I had any ta-tas, I guess I'd want to show 'em off, too. I think I'd wear a silky, lacy white bra under a sheer white shirt, though. LOL. #5 -- seriously? I can just walk in and and they'll give it to me? Dang, who knew? Maybe I'll start doing doctors.:-)

If your #3 were true, Mr. G, I'd be getting a hefty big check from those Ripley's people. As for #5, I think that if I tried that, I'd be feeling some mighty bleak jailhouse ennui.:-)

puerileuwaite said...

1. Why do some women wear black bras under white tops?

Because black absorbs heat better, and the Pug likes hot milk before bed.

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2. Why does anyone need a refrigerator that comes equipped with a touch pad and apps?

Because it allows less real estate for crappy drawings of fire trucks.

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3. Why have I been craving radishes? It's probably been two or three years since the last time I ate a radish in a salad.

Because you recently rented the racy sequel to 9 1/2 weeks where yours truly uses radishes on Kim Basinger in marginally-legal ways.

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4. Can a purse ever be too big?

Yes. If it is too big to fit past the Walmart exit door scanners with all of your stolen swag, it is too big.

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5. What is the cure for ennui? And we are talking MEGA-ennui.

Picking up strange Pugs in Vegas bars and getting a new tattoo to commemerate each fling.

puerileuwaite said...

(BTW, I just realized the proper spelling is "commemorate". I was testing to see if your ennui was so MEGA, that you would let it slide.)

Serena said...

I don't know, puppy -- milk tends to give my dog diarrhea. Your answer to #2 makes a lot of sense, though. I don't why I didn't figure that out on my own. Duh. #3 - Seriously, I gotta rent more DVDs. Um, what do you do about the ennui when you run out of room for more tats? I AM letting your Word Gone Wild slide because I don't want to send a perfectly nice pup down the path to the pound.;)

snowelf said...

1. Have you been hanging out with Skank Girl again?

2. It's a diet tool for techno-phobs.

3. Radishes are really delicious. Don't deprive--indulge!:)

4. The short answer...No. The long answer, I like a bag I can hide a body in.

5. Take two of these and call me in the morning.

hugs!
--snow

Serena said...

LOL, Snow. Love your answers. Re #4, I hadn't thought of that, but you're absolutely right. Every girl needs a bag big enough for body disposal.:-)