Monday, August 08, 2011

Who Can Tell Me?



When is it going to COOL OFF?

Now that the U.S. has a less than stellar credit rating, is the government going to stop supporting the rest of the world?

What is the appeal of reality TV?

When people ask impertinent questions that are none of their business, do they really expect answers?

How long before there's an app that breathes for us?

Is it childish to feel offended if your actual friends don't "friend" you on Facebook?

Are IMs fun or a nuisance?

When one is too old to shop the "Juniors" department?

7 comments:

Marion said...

I think I have a better credit rating than the USA now!!

We're excited here in Louisiana because the high is only 98 today. It was 105 over the past week. A cool snap. I'm so ready for Autumn. Happy Monday, SJ! xo

G-Man said...

Sherry...
You ask too many questions!

Serena said...

I think my credit rating is probably better than the USA's now, too, Marion. Dang, there are churchmice richer than me. This can't be good! Mercy, I'm ready for Autumn, too. Hope you stayed cool and enjoyed your Monday.
xox

I do, GM? Really? Why do you say that? How come I got no answers to any of my questions? Oh, well, tomorrow is another day, isn't it? You think?:-)

puerileuwaite said...

Well m'lady you've once again come to the right place: Answer Pug to the rescue!

Here goes ...

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When is it going to COOL OFF?

As soon as you stop Tweeting those risque pictures. Or I take a cold shower. Either way.

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Now that the U.S. has a less than stellar credit rating, is the government going to stop supporting the rest of the world?

The answer is right in front of us every day on the boob-tube: Debt Consolidation. The government needs to call one. Shortly after, a "Debt Counselor" will advise the Government to stop all impulse purchases.

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What is the appeal of reality TV?

You get to see what probably best approximates "the good side" of people, to which you would normally not be over-exposed.

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When people ask impertinent questions that are none of their business, do they really expect answers?

Yes. However they do not expect you to be carrying mace.

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How long before there's an app that breathes for us?

There is one now. I have a special one for your phone that dials my number. Upon answering, I breathe heavily in-between impertinent questions.

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Is it childish to feel offended if your actual friends don't "friend" you on Facebook?

Not when your friends are a major embarrassment, better left concealed (see "Blogging\Anonymously").

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Are IMs fun or a nuisance?

They are fun during the early "IM-sex" phase of the virtual relationship. But then they inevitably take a creepy turn when the gal wants to share how her day went.

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When (is) one is too old to shop the "Juniors" department?

When security comes over and makes it official. If you've ever worn hand-cuffs over a trenchcoat, you know that time is up.

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Serena said...

All hail the Pug, NOW I'm getting some answers. You know, I'd forgotten about that heavy breathing app; I think it's tied into my Twitter account. You should be writing an advice column, my friend.;-)

quid said...

I loved Pug's answers!

So far, no handcuffs over a trenchcoat. I'll try harder.

quid

Serena said...

You shop that department, too, Quid? Perhaps there's some other department we need to be scoping out where they keep the cuffs and stuff.:-)