Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Time Off
I am on vacation. Or hiatus. Maybe zombie-bitten -- 0r in an apathetic coma. Whatever. I'm just not here, not for a while.
According to Payroll, you have only 16-hours of vacation and 8-hours of Paid Time Off (PTO). Additionally, alternate coverage has not been arranged.
However, since I am a reasonable Pug, I'll allow you to borrow against next year's pool.
My only request is that you sign a waiver excluding me from any future sexual harassment claims. I need to stay clear of Human Resources until that cost center is liquidated.
5 comments:
SHERRY?????
xoxoxoxoxoxox
According to Payroll, you have only 16-hours of vacation and 8-hours of Paid Time Off (PTO). Additionally, alternate coverage has not been arranged.
However, since I am a reasonable Pug, I'll allow you to borrow against next year's pool.
My only request is that you sign a waiver excluding me from any future sexual harassment claims. I need to stay clear of Human Resources until that cost center is liquidated.
GM? You had a question?:-)
I'm not real big on HR rules, Pugsley. But I gotta say, pugs make harassment fun.;)
Looking forward to your return.
quid
Thanks, Quid. I'll get inspired sooner or later.:)
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