Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Monday, July 11, 2011
Time...
I'm not saying I'm ready for these, but Lord knows it could happen someday. Hopefully, that's a long way down the road, but I think it is probably true that time waits for no one.
SENIOR TEXTING CODES:
ATD - At the doctor.
BFF - Best friend fell.
BTW - Bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - Bring your own teeth.
FWIW - Forgot where I was.
GGPBL- Gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA - Got heartburn again.
IMHO- Is my hearing aid on?
LMDO - Laughing my dentures out.
OMMR - On my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU - Rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
TTYL - Talk to you louder!
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I may not like the fact that this won't really be as funny anymore (aw hell, it will still be funny), but if we have to get older, let's just plan to do it as gracefully as possible.
--snow
Chances are none of us are gonna get out of here alive, Miss Snow, but if we can do it gracefully, that's something.:)
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