Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Twisted Linguistics
I've stumbled across a few Words Gone Wild this week. After pondering long and hard, I've finally figured out what they mean. I could be wrong, though. How do you define them?
disapperanace - A balky furnace, especially aggravating in North Dakota in January.
walk awat - Similar to a duck walk, but more awkward.
viscious - A thick fluid with sharp teeth.
cleary - A piece of legislature being drafted by Anthony Weiner.
pertent information - The best evidence the Caycee Anthony legal team could come up with.
prosicutors - The hard-working people who try and convict those blasfomers guilty of language butchery.
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Prosicuters...
Italians that make a specialty ham.
Serenators...
People that LOVE and hang onto every word and writings, and teachings and philosphies of Miss Sherry Begotten!!!
Odd Name BTW....:P:P:P
Well, yes, GM, it is rather an odd name. LOL. You're right about those prosicuters -- I think they are the ham people.:)
Ugh, I feel like my entire brain has gone on a rebellous rampage this week. Can we say TGIF. I can't type or spell properly lately.
I blame the eclipse. Yea...
:)
--snow
We must be in the same sisterhood, Snow. My brain's been rebelling and rampaging, too. Of course, it's all the fault of the evil eclipse.:)
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