Oh, Gawd, It's Monday

I started hyperventilating around 2:00 yesterday afternoon just thinking about having to go to work today. That's how much I love it. It's going to be a very busy day, and I hope I'm not hindered by the Senile One's histrionics. Hopefully, he'll have somewhere else to be.

It'll take me pretty much all day to put some kind of order to a hysterical client's document production. It should have been so, so simple, but the woman cried and whined and angsted (is that a word?) over it before finally presenting me with about 10 pounds of unnecessary paperwork before I left Thursday. And this mess is already more than two weeks overdue because she just would not get with the program.

I have document production to do in a civil case, too, and I don't even do civil cases. I don't know how the hell I, instead of the civil case paralegal, ended up with this mess. Oh, well. I'll do what I do and won't sweat the rest.

Y'all have a good Monday.