Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Monday, May 23, 2011
Was It a Mayan Fortune Cookie?
Well, here we all are on this fine Monday. It seems the world didn't end Saturday evening after all. Some folks no doubt have a large stash of canned goods, camping gear, and other non-perishables. More power to them. They just won't have to shop for a while. And who knows what might happen on December 21, 2012? Were the Mayans any more savvy than the Rapture People? We shall see.
I cracked open a fortune cookie last night and wasn't quite sure what to make of my, er, fortune: My reality check just bounced. What?! Should I be concerned?
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If the Mayans knew so much where are they now?
Huh?
Beats me, GM. Maybe they got a bad batch of fortune cookies?
Sherry...?
This post looks remarkably like the one you did yesterday!!
Of course there were some minor differences that I spotted right off the bat.
I hope I passed the test!
GM is a smartass. Serena run out of time last night, not make new post.:P
well,
i don't know
about you, serena joy,
but i was expecting more from
an event billed as 'end of the world'
HAVE A GREAT RAPTURE, SERENA JOY!
× × ×
/t.
Smart-Ass better than Dumb-Ass!!
Yes...No?
Maybe?
Really, /t. I was expecting a few fireworks at the very least. Not sure I'm Rapture qualified, but what the heck, I'll make the best of it.;-)
Serena don't know, GM. Remember, Serena's cookie say her reality check bounced. Serena don't like no dumbasses, though, for sure.:)
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