Thursday, May 19, 2011

Twisted Linguistics

We haven't toyed with any blasfomys (idiotic typos and non-words culled from the Worldwide Web) in a while. So, today we are. Personally, I'm going to pervert them into a story. You may do whatever your heart (or your twisted psyche) desires with them.

This is the raw material:

convincent
conden
phychologist
hippocrit
greatesr
miss inturpreted
dialgue
ridiclous
chronical
rediculess

And this is their story:

Miss Inturpreted entered a convincent in search of a little peace and tranquility -- the contemplative life. She thought it might be one of the greatesr moves of her life, considering her misspent youth. One of the requirements for novices was a few regular sessions with the visiting phychologist. Never one to shirk her duty, our little Miss showed up religiously. But -- Miss was prone to misreading signals. And then after her sixth or seventh session, she came stomping out of the office muttering about that ridiclous hippocrit, the stupid über portly phychhead. The full story never came out until a dialgue in the delivery room nine months later, some kind of delirious ranting about a chronical broken conden. Rediculess!

Pax vobiscum. And



3 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

convincent: Vince is so gullible
conden: whoever convinced Denver to put that ugly blue stallion statue outside of DIA...
phychologist: person who tells syntax why it acts the way it do at $500/hr
hippocrit: telling a rhino it's fat
greatesr: highly regarded acronym
miss inturpreted: spinster that's easy to read
dialgue: but the line was busy...
ridiclous: all of my definitions
chronical: diary of a cuckoo clock
rediculess: almost all of my definitions...

G-Man said...

I'm really busy and bogged down with BIG problems today Sherry.
Hopefully I'll retuirn later.
BTW...
Isn't Hump Day on Wednesday?

Serena said...

LOL, Skunk. I love your rediculess definitions! Made me laugh, which is the only reason to even do this stuff.:-)

Oh, good heavens, GM! Yesterday was such a zoo that I forgot it was Wednesday. I don't know why I thought today was, but I guess I'm now a day ahead, huh? I'm a maroon.:-)