Monday, April 25, 2011

Slow Learner

Clean hair. Check.
Shaved legs. Check.
Painted toenails. Check
No wrinkles in the dress. Check.
Matching sandals. Check.
Tasteful jewelry. Check.

Yep, I'm ready for another week in the hellhole, where nobody gives a rat's ass what I'm wearing or whether my legs are hairy. All they care about is that I'm breathing and able to crank out some work. I know y'all must think I'm an incessant whiner about my job choices. And I guess I am. When I walked out of the hellhole I worked in last year, I had no intention of working for more lawyers. And then I got talked and arm-twisted into taking this job, which -- guess what? Is another hellhole. Sometimes I feel like I have learned NOTHING from life.


G-Man said...

Painted Toenails?
What color?
How many coats?
And another thing...10:13?
What a Scamp!!!

Serena said...

What color? Same old, same old -- "Dahlia." The bottle's still half full, so why mess with a good color? Well, I'll TELL you why 10:13, Mr. G-man -- I like freakin' 3s. And 13 is a hell of a good combo in which to use a lucky 3.:P

Shanae Branham said...

Whine all you like. We learn best from venting! It doesn't really matter who cares about your jewelry or hairy legs as long as you care! Do you care?

Serena said...

Nah, I don't really care, Shanae. Just goin' through the motions.:)