Thursday, January 20, 2011

Now Hiring: Twisted Linguistics






I cruise through the job listings on Craigslist frequently. I rarely see any likely prospects, but I did find TWISTED LINGUISTICS the other day.


We are seeking someone that is upbeat and don't mind working independly...
...Responsibilities inclunde but are not limited to:
...compliling and analyzing financial infromation
...Skills required:
Very good knowledge of the English laguage...
...Interested candidate should foward there resume...


I'd say just about anyone could walk in off the street, take this $485 per week job, and own the company in no time flat.

Have a good Thursday!

8 comments:

Marion said...

That's one of the best ones I've EVER seen. LOL! I used to scan resumes that came in where I worked and laugh my ass off at the grammatical and spelling errors.

It's almost Friday. Woo-Hoooo!

Love & Blessings,
Marion

Serena said...

Marion, I sat here and laughed my butt off when I read that one -- and I was at work at the time. LOL. It IS almost Friday. Woo-hoooo!!
xox

G-Man said...

Blogging at WORK again?
Sounds to me like you already have the plumb job!
TGIT....

Skunkfeathers said...

I don't have a resume for THAT job, but if you'll send me the "fowarding" info, I'll drawd up a fer sampul fer 'em ;-)

Skunkfeathers said...

Iffen ah didn' know gooder, ah'd say our scammer friends is advertisin' a scam h'yar ;)

Serena said...

Sometimes it feels like a plum, Mr. G., and sometimes it feels like the pit. Assuming plums have pits. Do they? Maybe I'm thinking of a peach pit. And it IS the pits sometimes. But I digress. Happy Almost Weekend!

I have no doubt whatsoever, Skunk, that a lot of those Craigslist jobs -- especially the strangely worded ones -- are indeed scams. Must be why CL plasters scam disclaimers all over the site. LOL. Hey, Happy Weekend!

quid said...

It's a perfect, perfect example!

Craiglist, fuel for the funnybone.


quid

Serena said...

It does have its uses, Quid. LOL. Hope you're having a terrific weekend.:)