Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Week's Best E-Mail

Once again, this week's funniest "forward" came from Roxan. Thank you, Roxan!

Happy Wednesday, and Happy Hump Day.

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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Before the procedure the nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vas is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there?"

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies, too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.


Marion said...

LOL!!! Great! xoxo

G-Man said...

There is Obama care?

Serena said...

Glad it made you laugh, Marion.:)

You couldn't prove it by me, Galen; he sure doesn't care about me.:-)

Anonymous said...

america needs
more hooker nurses!


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Serena said...

I was in the hospital recently, /t. What I want to know is, why aren't the male nurses aware of this phenomenon?;)

Anonymous said...

aha ha ha

that's it then,
i'm gonna be a nurse!


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Serena said...

LOL, /t. And a happy weekend to you, sir!:)

Skunkfeathers said...

LOL..voters, beating themselves off and over the coming dilution of healthcare ;)

Serena said...

Devolving into total debauchery, Skunk?:-)