Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The Week's Best E-Mail

Roxan sent me this and it made me laugh. I have to confess that in high school -- and maybe for a few years afterwards -- I'd have tried this. Less than amply endowed young ladies will try just about anything. Later on, you realize it doesn't matter. It is what it is and anyone who doesn't like it can look elsewhere.

Have a great Wednesday, kids, and a Happy Hump Day!
Y




Doobies


A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her "Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'"

She did this faithfully for several months. To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had
forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, "Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Yes, I am. How did you know?"

He winked and replied, "Hickory dickory dock..."

8 comments:

G-Man said...

The mouse ran up the....?

Marion said...

I guess he wanted a bigger rooster, eh? LMAO! Great one, SJ! Blessings!

Serena said...

Um, clock, Galen? Your guess is as good as mine.;)

I do believe he did, Marion. LOL. Hope you've had a great day.:)

/t. said...

aha ha ha ha

A DAY LATE, YES
(DOLLAR SHORT, NO DOUBT)
BUT
HAVE A HAPPY HUMP DAY+ SERENA JOY!

× × ×

/t.

Serena said...

All in all, it was a pretty good Hump Day, /t. Hope yours was as well.;)

Brian Miller said...

nyuck nyuck nyuck...smiles.

Alice Audrey said...

LOL.

I drifted in on the off-chance of a 55 and got sucked in. Can't wait to tell this one to my mother.

Serena said...

Thanks, Brian and Alice. Glad it made you smile.:)