Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Week's Best E-Mail

The new job is very different. I don't know if that's going to be a good thing or a bad thing. I'm in a shared office, which is a whole new experience for me. The whole dynamic is different, but I think that's going to be a good thing. The money is better, which is definitely a good thing.

And now on to the week's best e-mail, courtesy of Skunkfeathers.


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The Lie Clock


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"Obama's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

10 comments:

/t. said...

good joke

up here we use
former president bush's
lie clock as an oil well drill bit :)

HEY, HAPPY HUMP DAY, SERENA JOY!

and all best at the new job!

× × ×

/t.

Skunkfeathers said...

I'll bet Jesus can't keep one paper on his desk, what with the wind generated from Barry's clock ;)

And congrats on the new job (I'm a bit behind on stuff).

Roxan said...

We could probably power the world with all the lie clocks from politicians. LOL

Serena said...

Tee-hee, /t. I like that drill bit thing. Thanks for the well wishes, and Happy Hump Day!;)

Prolly not, Skunk. LOL. Thanks for the congrats. So far, so good.:)

Oh, you know it, Roxan. Whole LOT of hot air in the halls of power.:-)

dons_mind said...

congrats on the new job serena! change is always a tough thing for us humans - - but it usually ends up as a good thing!

Serena said...

Thanks, Don. Boy, I was sure due for a change.:)

G-Man said...

Poor Barack......

Your new job sounds a whole lot better than the last job!

Serena said...

Galen, being stranded in the outback with a pack of crazed and horny Aborigines, no food except shriveled roots and berries, nothing to drink but sweat, and running from rabid kangaroos on a broken leg would be better than that last job.:-)

Brian Miller said...

ouch.

Serena said...

For real, Brian.:-)