Thursday, June 10, 2010

Fun With Twisted Linguistics

Hard to believe it's Thursday again already. Time flies! I'm staying busy, looking for interesting job openings to apply for, and formulating a Plan B. I think that what this is ultimately going to come down to is being in the right place at the right time. I just need for that to happen sooner rather than later.

Anybody up for defining blasfomy today? I have some choice Words Gone Wild if you are. Here are the "words" and my guesses at what they might mean.

apoklogized - When one's abode has been made ready for the Apocalypse.

steriods - Anabolic drugs that cause auditory hallucinations.

monumentous - A big-ass statue.

I know allot - Parceling out one's knowledge.

pnemonia - A knee so bad it takes your breath away.

toching - This is nasty and we aren't going to discuss it.

complicent - A conspiracy of compliments.


G-Man said...

These were too Monumentous for anyone to attempt?
I Apoklogize Sherry...:-)

Brian Miller said...

toching is ok though, as long as you are married...

Serena said...

Apoklogy accepted, Galen, but they weren't THAT toching hard. Hark, what's that I hear? Could it be -- clucking?:-)

I see, Brian! So, it's only pre-marital toching that's verboten.:-)