Tuesday, March 02, 2010
A Little Rum and A Little L'Oreal
I swear, if I liked the taste of liquor a little better, I'd be tempted to take up serious drinking. I do know there are ways to it dress it up with fruit and stuff. Stick a little umbrella in it, and it should be good to go. I know I can make a Mai-Tai, and I'm thinking I might make a couple. Apparently, Boss Lady is getting ready to sell everything, retire, and relocate. Problem is, she's told a lot of the clients, she's told a couple of lawyers she's tried to sell her practice to, and she told Skank Girl yesterday -- by letter -- but she hasn't told ME or her other two employees anything at all. What, is she planning to wait 'til the last minute and set us out on the curb with the trash? I think not! I might seriously have to go to work at Wal-Mart (God help me!), but I will beat the frumpy old harridan at her own game and beat her to the punch.
I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret: I've had an itch lately to go blonde. I don't know why, because I've been a redhead all my life and redheads do manage to have their fun. I just have this urge to try it and see what it looks like. I probably shouldn't crack open the rum when I do it, huh? I could end up with pink and yellow dreadlocks. Oh, geez, maybe now the full moon is hitting me. It'll pass. I think.
It's supposed to snow tonight. I am SO tired of snow forecasts. I am in desperate need of a little Spring Fever. Everything, no matter how bad it is, just looks better in the Spring. Maybe I'll be blonde in the Spring. Maybe I'll be unemployed. Who knows? At least I'll be warm! And there's an upside to unemployment: no torture from Boss Lady and no overwhelming urges to slap Skank Girl.
Y'all have a terrific Tuesday!