Wednesday, January 06, 2010

The Week's Best E-Mail

This "forward" made the grade in that it made me laugh out loud. Thanks, Skunk!

Enjoy, and Happy Hump Day, kids.

The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels, and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me, too! The other night, I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home, I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,

"What's for dinner, Batman?"


Marion said...

LMAO! Me and Ray both laughed out loud at this one. How true! Thanks for the laugh this frigid morning, SJ. Ha! Blessings!

G-Man said...

I need a Mistress......

Serena said...

Glad it made you laugh, Marion. Say hey to Ray for me. Stay warm! (And no, I don't mean you have to do that.):)

We all need somethin', Galen. Take a number.;)

snowelf said...

See--even more reason why I never want to ever be married again... ;)


Marion said...

SJ, if it gets any colder, I may even consider THAT with Ray! I talked to Patti today (remember my hairdresser stories?) whom I haven't seen in two years because she retired. I begged her to give me one last appointment (for closure, you understand) and she agreed! I'll be a new woman after Friday. (I was reading a "More" magazine at the doctor's office last week and it had a photo of my current bowl haircut which I've been hacking off myself. Beside it, it said, "If this is your haircut, you have given up on life and will never have sex again." So, I'm taking drastic measures and getting a new year's do. Perhaps I'll go back to 'mistress' status. Ha! Love ya, Princess Dragonfly

Serena said...

Never say never, Snow. The right guy just might come along and change your mind for you. I still believe in fairytale endings. On every other Wednesday, anyway.:)

Well, hell, Princess Dragonfly, it MUST be cold. LOL. Of course I remember Patti -- and I have SO missed Patti stories. Go get your hair done, hon, and have some SEX this year! And you get extra, um, perks for having it with your tiara on. Much love to you, too.:)

anyjazz said...

That is funny. That really is funny.

Serena said...

So glad you enjoyed it, Anyjazz.:)