Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, December 24, 2009
All the Joys of the Season From Twisted Linguistics
Words Gone Wild is playing with WordVer specimens today. I thought it might be fun to write Christmas stories with them, so if you're up for it, have at 'em.
These are the blasfomy "words."
squiste
astorri
matesp
slueli
oveler
zopurra
virceryk
exonceca
efurbayt
dumersa
Slueli puts me in mind of a vampish little elf, and Dumersa just has to be a doltish but loveable reinanimal of some kind who tends to squiste the presents. I'd have to say that Efurbayt is a really hairy critter, possibly the lead pack animal of Santa Zopurra, maybe down there in the land of Exonceca. But that's just me. What do y'all think?
Merry Christmas, kids! I wish you peace, joy, and happy holidays.
~Serena
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Have the merriest of all days tomorrow SJ and come to FB....you know you wanna =P
Happy Christmas! Hope your day is oh-so-wonderful!
Wishing you a merry day as well, Kanrei. I don't know about FB, but ... I never say never.:)
Happy Christmas to you, too, Colby.:)
Last week I squiste some nasty slueli out of my astorri!
It was very zopurra...
Have a Merry Christmas Red..xo
Well, thank goodness you saved your astorri, Galen.:-) Merry Christmas!
MERRY
BOXING DAY,
SERENA JOY!!!
× × ×
/t.
Happy Christmas Serena!!!
That reindeer is making the same face the dog makes when my son tries to ride on her! :P
--snow
Serena,
A belated Merry Christmas to you and your family.
And a Merry Boxing Day and Happy St. Stephen's Day to you, /t.:)
I hope it's been a Happy Christmas for you and your little ones, Snow.:)
Merry Belated Christmas to you and yours, Mike.:)
Please confirm Santa is actually RIDING that reindeer and NOT behind it. The holidays are traumatic enough.
Wait ...
this post is FIVER DAYS OLD?!
WTH?!
Slacker.
See? I was so upset, you made me misspell "FIVE".
:-(
Well, I'm not certain, Pugsley, and I don't want to get close enough to check, so we're going to SAY he is -- because otherwise would be too, too icky. I knew you meant five, and I confess to being a slacker. Maybe tomorrow.:)
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