Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Day After

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Yes, yes, I'm psychic and didn't even know it -- but hold the applause. Did I not say that yesterday would be a day from hell? Oh, it was. In spades. Not the least of which was Boss Lady screaming like a banshee -- or was that a loon? -- and throwing things and just generally showing her overly plump butt. And then she went back to acting like nothing had happened. She had me scrambling like mad all morning to get exhibits ready for a hearing in the afternoon, and I got it done. Then, she went to court, perfectly well prepared to try the case (with the assistance of Laid-Back Lawyer) and ... asked the Judge for a continuance. Duh. It didn't help a bit that I had a headache all day, which only got worse after I banged the crap out of my head on a shelf. The picture represents Boss Lady, but I think it's probably not going to be all that long before Boss Lady finds out long it takes me to go from 0 to Bitch. Won't that be a sight? Y

And did I tell y'all about this? Remember the guy -- we'll call him Laid-Back Lawyer, or LBL for short -- who sent me to work at Boss Lady's because he said he was closing his practice in May 2008? Well, he never closed it. He kept on working, with his 75-year-old mother-in-law as his assistant. Without pay. Well, now he's coming onboard with Boss Lady sometime in December, as soon as poor Real Estate Guy moves out so LBL can have his office. I've already told LBL, with a huge smile on my face, that I'm not working for him. And I won't. Once I leave something, I never go back. I don't think he believed me, but he'll see. In fact, he'll see a lot. Like, I work more open cases for Boss Lady in a month than he's worked in the past five years. The work alone will kill him in short course, never mind Boss Lady's stroked-out insanity. And like you have to watch every word you say because nobody there has any sense of humor and Boss Lady will misconstrue any innocent remark as a vast paranoid conspiracy. Jiminy Christmas, get me outta there!

So, what are you guys up to today? Enjoying your Tuesday so far? Good! Keep up the good work and have a Terrific Tuesday.


G-Man said...

You crack me up....
Jiminy Christmas..hahahaha

Anonymous said...

is not nearly
as interesting as yours,
i'll bet, but visiting here and catching up on your adventures keeps me going :)


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Serena said...

I'm so happy I amuse you, Galen.;)

I have way more adventure than is good for a girl, /t. Makes a great diversion from drudgery, though. Happy Tuesday!:)

G-Man said...

You Are A Muse!!!

Skunkfeathers said...

Wahl...my joint 'taint as entertaining as yours...then again, it is, at times. Like today (Wednesday). Today will be not unlike receiving a porcupine enema, and having refused consent, but being ignored.

mmmm mmmm mmmm.

Hang in there, S!

Serena said...

I am, Galen? I'm going to muse on that awhile.;)

Oh, poor Skunk -- that's gonna hurt! Maybe you should call in sick today.:)