Monday, November 23, 2009

Back to the Salt Mine

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I spent from Wednesday evening 'til Saturday reading Stephen King's new book, "Under the Dome." I gave up on King years ago because I just wasn't feeling the thrill any more. But I have to hand it to him, he's definitely got his mojo back. This book is a true tour de force. It's very long, at over 1000 pages, but it grabbed me from the very beginning and kept me enthralled to the last page.

I also gave my place a long overdue cleaning over the weekend, and went shopping. By doing a little bit here and a little bit there, I'm happy to say my holiday shopping is almost done. Now if I can just get those gifts that have to be shipped wrapped, packaged, and to the Post Office in time to beat the rush, I'll be in good shape.

I had a bit of a scare Saturday evening when I was accosted by a strange man while walking my dog. I think it might behoove me to look into buying some pepper spray.

I just wish I could pepper spray the very determined Anonymous who keeps spamming me with "comments." I'm not the least bit interested in his/her spurious links, and I'd certainly never click on one. God only knows what kind of chaos that might unleash on my computer. Since he/she doesn't seem to possess any listening skills, having failed to heed my wishes that he/she cease and desist, I've reported his IP number to his/her ISP. Perhaps one day soon, the jerkoff will find him- or herself sans access to the Internet. Yay!

I don't expect any sudden sanity around the ol' salt mine today, but that's okay -- it's a short week and I can take anything they can dish out.

Y'all have a Marvelous Monday!

9 comments:

Roxan said...

If you're talking about Viagra Dude, yep he's been at my blog too.
I thought I could take a couple of the projects off your hands. Let me work on the Hairy Legs and I don't care one. Think I can do something "poetic" there. LOL

g-man said...

I keep hearing refrains of Volga Boatmen in the background....

Happy Short Work Week!!!!

Serena said...

Yep, Viagra Dude, plus plugging away trying to peddle various software, PLUS some stuff written in Greek that I can't even read. I've about reached my Moron Threshold. Yay, you're doing Hairy Legs and the other one. Excellent! I'll take those topics off the list, then. Looking forward to what you come up with.:)

Do you suppose I could bribe those Volga Boatmen into taking on a couple of passengers, Galen? And I don't care if they sell them, dunk them, or what they do with them.:-)

Skunkfeathers said...

Viagra boatmen...
Viagra boatmen...
oooh oh oooh oooh
Viagra boatmen...

Now for a message from Viagra Falls, which reminds you that you don't need to suffer long-term sideaffects when taking Viagra...one Viagra Falls, and phffffft, you're shrunk back to atrophied normal within a disgustingly faster time than it took to inflate.

Definition of IP: based on a Viagra ad, it's rather easily discerned (Impressive P...)

Do be do be do...

Skunkfeathers said...

Of course, one can receive the same affect instantaneously, without Viagra Falls, if one encounters Skank Girl in or out of bar lighting...*stampede*

snowelf said...

I have definitely reached my moron threshold this week. I think it happened about 8:05 this morning.
I think there is a place in heaven with no full moons and lots of chocolate waiting for us.

--snow

Serena said...

LOL, Skunk. If I were a guy and I encountered Skank Girl, I'd certainly feel the effects of Viagra Falls in very short order.;)

Oh, poor Snow. Dare I ask what moron set you off so early in the morning? Listen, if there are full moons and no chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.:)

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