The Week's Best E-mail

Here's my pick for the best forwarded e-mail of the week.

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE


A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you
like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about
nuclear power?" And he smiles.

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet, a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have
no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
shit?"


Happy Hump Day, kids!