I've defined today's blasfomys as best I can, but I'm looking forward to seeing your interpretation of them.
splouse - A crappy person to whom one is married.
porson - Impoverished male child.
libertee - Setting the golf equipment free.
devorce - Dis is the complaint filed to get de divorce.
habitchual - The constant harpie.
kindergarden - The field where they grow new kids.
liesense - Permit to fib, and the smarts to know when to use it.
Have a great Thursday!