I'm not working today. I desperately needed a day off, so I by golly took it. I marked myself off two weeks ago, so if they call me today from work, I am not answering. If they have a crisis, it's not my problem. I don't care. It's not my fault they have only one paralegal now -- and one notary (because Skank Girl, as an ex-felon, can't get a commission). I don't care. It's not my problem. Let Skank Girl deal with it. I intend to indulge myself today and attempt to recoup a little sanity. It could be a losing proposition, since the last three days haven't done any good vis-à-vis revitalized mental health. We'll see. I intend to vege out and do nothing anyway. Except, of course, to peruse the Classfieds, both paper and online, with a fine-tooth comb. And if any of my sucky neighbors get on my nerves today, I just may shoot them. The finger, anyway.
Just to prove I'm not in a completely sour mood, here's a little goodie for you to play with since I gave you nothing on Friday. In my case, the results are baloney but, who knows, maybe you'll do better.
Happy Monday!
You Are a Banana Smoothie |
You are friendly and popular without even trying to be. People just like you. You are easy to be around and never offend everyone. You're quite mild. You have a warm demeanor, and many people find you to be inviting. You are sympathetic and kind. You have a soft spot in your heart for everyone. |
8 comments:
I agree......
Think of the day off as one baby step toward a bigger journey of corporate sponsorship and independent wealth to where every day is off! Dream the dream...
With which point, Galen? Or are you just generally agreeable?:-)
I'm on it, VE, but I need pointers from someone who's already mastered the technique.:)
I am master of no technique, but a day off from crotch-cricketed Skank Goil is gotta be goooood.
If I were a smoothie, it'd be a flavor guaran-dang-teed to make a face implode faster than alum ;) I don't play well with others (as scammers learn)...
Oh, trust me, Skunk, a day away from SG was heavenly. I only hope that her crotch crickets are rapidly approaching the antibiotic-resistant stage. Could we feed her your face-imploding smoothie?:)
Yes.....
I think we should make a skank girl pinata. That sounds like some good old fashioned monday fun.
:)
--snow
hehehe!! you said crotch crickets! I am SO using that!! hehehe!
Oooooo! Yes is my favorite word, Galen.:-)
LOL, Snow. Crotch crickets is a Skunkfeathers production, but I'm sure he'd be proud for you to spread the word. I adore the idea of a Skank Girl pinata! Definitely good fun.:-)
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