Monday, May 04, 2009

Monday, My Way

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I'm not working today. I desperately needed a day off, so I by golly took it. I marked myself off two weeks ago, so if they call me today from work, I am not answering. If they have a crisis, it's not my problem. I don't care. It's not my fault they have only one paralegal now -- and one notary (because Skank Girl, as an ex-felon, can't get a commission). I don't care. It's not my problem. Let Skank Girl deal with it. I intend to indulge myself today and attempt to recoup a little sanity. It could be a losing proposition, since the last three days haven't done any good vis-à-vis revitalized mental health. We'll see. I intend to vege out and do nothing anyway. Except, of course, to peruse the Classfieds, both paper and online, with a fine-tooth comb. And if any of my sucky neighbors get on my nerves today, I just may shoot them. The finger, anyway.

Just to prove I'm not in a completely sour mood, here's a little goodie for you to play with since I gave you nothing on Friday. In my case, the results are baloney but, who knows, maybe you'll do better.

Happy Monday!




You Are a Banana Smoothie



You are friendly and popular without even trying to be. People just like you.

You are easy to be around and never offend everyone. You're quite mild.

You have a warm demeanor, and many people find you to be inviting.

You are sympathetic and kind. You have a soft spot in your heart for everyone.

8 comments:

G-Man said...

I agree......

VE said...

Think of the day off as one baby step toward a bigger journey of corporate sponsorship and independent wealth to where every day is off! Dream the dream...

Serena said...

With which point, Galen? Or are you just generally agreeable?:-)

I'm on it, VE, but I need pointers from someone who's already mastered the technique.:)

Skunkfeathers said...

I am master of no technique, but a day off from crotch-cricketed Skank Goil is gotta be goooood.

If I were a smoothie, it'd be a flavor guaran-dang-teed to make a face implode faster than alum ;) I don't play well with others (as scammers learn)...

Serena said...

Oh, trust me, Skunk, a day away from SG was heavenly. I only hope that her crotch crickets are rapidly approaching the antibiotic-resistant stage. Could we feed her your face-imploding smoothie?:)

G-Man said...

Yes.....

snowelf said...

I think we should make a skank girl pinata. That sounds like some good old fashioned monday fun.

:)

--snow

hehehe!! you said crotch crickets! I am SO using that!! hehehe!

Serena said...

Oooooo! Yes is my favorite word, Galen.:-)

LOL, Snow. Crotch crickets is a Skunkfeathers production, but I'm sure he'd be proud for you to spread the word. I adore the idea of a Skank Girl pinata! Definitely good fun.:-)