I'm not working today. I desperately needed a day off, so I by golly took it. I marked myself off two weeks ago, so if they call me today from work, I am not answering. If they have a crisis, it's not my problem. I don't care. It's not my fault they have only one paralegal now -- and one notary (because Skank Girl, as an ex-felon, can't get a commission). I don't care. It's not my problem. Let Skank Girl deal with it. I intend to indulge myself today and attempt to recoup a little sanity. It could be a losing proposition, since the last three days haven't done any good vis-à-vis revitalized mental health. We'll see. I intend to vege out and do nothing anyway. Except, of course, to peruse the Classfieds, both paper and online, with a fine-tooth comb. And if any of my sucky neighbors get on my nerves today, I just may shoot them. The finger, anyway.
Just to prove I'm not in a completely sour mood, here's a little goodie for you to play with since I gave you nothing on Friday. In my case, the results are baloney but, who knows, maybe you'll do better.
You Are a Banana Smoothie
You are friendly and popular without even trying to be. People just like you.
You are easy to be around and never offend everyone. You're quite mild.
You have a warm demeanor, and many people find you to be inviting.
You are sympathetic and kind. You have a soft spot in your heart for everyone.