Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Fun With Twisted Linguistics
The only thing I could think of to do with today's blasfomys is ... fill in a few blanks. Are you game? Oh, of course, you are, and you'll do a great job with them. You guys have gotten very, very good with Words Gone Wild, and I am confident that you'll have some fun with them again today. And more importantly, you'll make the Queen of Serene giggle. Won't you? Oh, come on -- you know you will.
On your mark, get set, go!
rasist - I think a rasist must be, in a word, a _____.
immuture - Dick is immuture, so Jane told him to _____.
solt - If you like my solt, you'll love my _____.
barns & nobil - I buy my toiletries at Target and my _____ at barns & nobil.
comfidence - _____ is guaranteed to boost anyone's comfidence.
eveidently - Unfortunately, all the _____ is eveidently missing from the police lockers.
petty carp - The petty carp told the timid trout to ______.
prevailent - The sound of _____ was prevailent in the office today.
elimate - Everyone scurries to _____ when it's time to elimate at the zoo.
juronalists - News anchors talk and juronalists _______.
importantant - It's importantant to always put on clean ______ before leaving the house.
Thank you for your participation -- and the laughs. Go, now, and have a wonderful Thursday. Class dismissed.
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7 comments:
OK...I'll do one.
"If you liked my solt, you'll love my popper"!!
Man, that was hard, I need a nap now....G
Let's see...if rasist is in a word, then that word must be:
tRAnSISTor
Did you have a nap, Galen? Good! Now you can do another one, because that one was pretty darn good.:)
That'll work, VE.:)
You are perhaps the only one who can get me to do these excercises. Okay, here goes:
rasist - I think a rasist must be, in a word, a Klansman who never even made it TO the 3rd Grade.
immuture - Dick is immuture, so Jane told him to shut up until he was able to accompany her shopping without the crutch of alcohol.
solt - If you like my solt, you'll love my George Peppard impression.
barns & nobil - I buy my toiletries at Target and my bathroom humor paperbacks which I keep at least 6-feet from the crapper for sanitary purposes at barns & nobil.
comfidence - Wearing fuzzy slippers with Dr. Scholls inserts to an interview is guaranteed to boost anyone's comfidence.
eveidently - Unfortunately, all the so-called "Medical" marijuana and forged Oprah KFC coupons is eveidently missing from the police lockers.
petty carp - The petty carp told the timid trout to only pee where the tourists are swimming.
prevailent - The sound of noses unsuctioning from anuses was prevailent in the office today.
elimate - Everyone scurries to go swimming with the polar bears when it's time to elimate at the zoo.
juronalists - News anchors talk and juronalists only interview the founder of Scientology via mediums.
importantant - It's importantant to always put on clean cod pieces before leaving the house.
Yes, I do have that effect on men, Pugsley. They tend to leave my presence stammering and talking gibberish and pretty much hauling butt. LOL. You, my puppy, did a terrific job with today's gibberish words. I adored "petty carp." If I may make a request, I'd like to see the fellow doing the George Peppard impression wear a very stylish cod piece while doing so. You just don't see that much any more, men who know how to wear a cod piece correctly:)
Thank Gawd you dismissed the class, 'cuz I ain't got none ;)
And widdat:
rasist: boss who won't give me a raise.
immuture: suck on some Enzyte and expand hisself.
solt: delapidator.
barns & nobil: rebushed ducks
comfidence: a Valium
eveidently: inflatable Barney the Purple Dinosaur targets
petty carp: go suck a hook
prevailent: Skank Girl scratching her crotch crickets
elimate: the rest rooms
juronalists: jump to baseless conclusions
importantant: fuzzy pollywonkers
Bal-goney, Skunk. You have loads of class.:) And just look what you did with the words! You have succeeded in making the Queen of Serene belly-laugh -- and that ain't no easy feat. Your definitions rock. I love 'em!:)
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