Thursday, May 07, 2009
Fun With Twisted Linguistics
The only thing I could think of to do with today's blasfomys is ... fill in a few blanks. Are you game? Oh, of course, you are, and you'll do a great job with them. You guys have gotten very, very good with Words Gone Wild, and I am confident that you'll have some fun with them again today. And more importantly, you'll make the Queen of Serene giggle. Won't you? Oh, come on -- you know you will.
On your mark, get set, go!
rasist - I think a rasist must be, in a word, a _____.
immuture - Dick is immuture, so Jane told him to _____.
solt - If you like my solt, you'll love my _____.
barns & nobil - I buy my toiletries at Target and my _____ at barns & nobil.
comfidence - _____ is guaranteed to boost anyone's comfidence.
eveidently - Unfortunately, all the _____ is eveidently missing from the police lockers.
petty carp - The petty carp told the timid trout to ______.
prevailent - The sound of _____ was prevailent in the office today.
elimate - Everyone scurries to _____ when it's time to elimate at the zoo.
juronalists - News anchors talk and juronalists _______.
importantant - It's importantant to always put on clean ______ before leaving the house.
Thank you for your participation -- and the laughs. Go, now, and have a wonderful Thursday. Class dismissed.