Thursday, May 07, 2009

Fun With Twisted Linguistics

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The only thing I could think of to do with today's blasfomys is ... fill in a few blanks. Are you game? Oh, of course, you are, and you'll do a great job with them. You guys have gotten very, very good with Words Gone Wild, and I am confident that you'll have some fun with them again today. And more importantly, you'll make the Queen of Serene giggle. Won't you? Oh, come on -- you know you will.

On your mark, get set, go!

rasist - I think a rasist must be, in a word, a _____.

immuture - Dick is immuture, so Jane told him to _____.

solt - If you like my solt, you'll love my _____.

barns & nobil - I buy my toiletries at Target and my _____ at barns & nobil.

comfidence - _____ is guaranteed to boost anyone's comfidence.

eveidently - Unfortunately, all the _____ is eveidently missing from the police lockers.

petty carp - The petty carp told the timid trout to ______.

prevailent - The sound of _____ was prevailent in the office today.

elimate - Everyone scurries to _____ when it's time to elimate at the zoo.

juronalists - News anchors talk and juronalists _______.

importantant - It's importantant to always put on clean ______ before leaving the house.

Thank you for your participation -- and the laughs. Go, now, and have a wonderful Thursday. Class dismissed.

7 comments:

G-Man said...

OK...I'll do one.

"If you liked my solt, you'll love my popper"!!

Man, that was hard, I need a nap now....G

VE said...

Let's see...if rasist is in a word, then that word must be:

tRAnSISTor

Serena said...

Did you have a nap, Galen? Good! Now you can do another one, because that one was pretty darn good.:)

That'll work, VE.:)

puerileuwaite said...

You are perhaps the only one who can get me to do these excercises. Okay, here goes:

rasist - I think a rasist must be, in a word, a Klansman who never even made it TO the 3rd Grade.

immuture - Dick is immuture, so Jane told him to shut up until he was able to accompany her shopping without the crutch of alcohol.

solt - If you like my solt, you'll love my George Peppard impression.

barns & nobil - I buy my toiletries at Target and my bathroom humor paperbacks which I keep at least 6-feet from the crapper for sanitary purposes at barns & nobil.

comfidence - Wearing fuzzy slippers with Dr. Scholls inserts to an interview is guaranteed to boost anyone's comfidence.

eveidently - Unfortunately, all the so-called "Medical" marijuana and forged Oprah KFC coupons is eveidently missing from the police lockers.

petty carp - The petty carp told the timid trout to only pee where the tourists are swimming.

prevailent - The sound of noses unsuctioning from anuses was prevailent in the office today.

elimate - Everyone scurries to go swimming with the polar bears when it's time to elimate at the zoo.

juronalists - News anchors talk and juronalists only interview the founder of Scientology via mediums.

importantant - It's importantant to always put on clean cod pieces before leaving the house.

Serena said...

Yes, I do have that effect on men, Pugsley. They tend to leave my presence stammering and talking gibberish and pretty much hauling butt. LOL. You, my puppy, did a terrific job with today's gibberish words. I adored "petty carp." If I may make a request, I'd like to see the fellow doing the George Peppard impression wear a very stylish cod piece while doing so. You just don't see that much any more, men who know how to wear a cod piece correctly:)

Skunkfeathers said...

Thank Gawd you dismissed the class, 'cuz I ain't got none ;)

And widdat:

rasist: boss who won't give me a raise.

immuture: suck on some Enzyte and expand hisself.

solt: delapidator.

barns & nobil: rebushed ducks

comfidence: a Valium

eveidently: inflatable Barney the Purple Dinosaur targets

petty carp: go suck a hook

prevailent: Skank Girl scratching her crotch crickets

elimate: the rest rooms

juronalists: jump to baseless conclusions

importantant: fuzzy pollywonkers

Serena said...

Bal-goney, Skunk. You have loads of class.:) And just look what you did with the words! You have succeeded in making the Queen of Serene belly-laugh -- and that ain't no easy feat. Your definitions rock. I love 'em!:)