Thursday, April 09, 2009
Fun With Twisted Linguistics
Here are today's blasfomys. I got them all, but I'd be really interested in what you think they mean. These are such fertile Words Gone Wild that I'm sure they must have myriad meanings. Let's hear your alternative definitions, please.
retared - Person in Appalachia who's too old to work.
Renassaince - A resurgence of sanity; swords and tights optional.
exhonerated - The results of trying to improve one's skills, unsuccessfully.
henious - Evil crimes against poultry.
maarried - Very damned wed.
resonably - When your male child doesn't do it right the first time.
sensable - Really practical fur coat.
filty - A pool that's too dirty to clean out.
passiom - Idiomatic love that's too rote to last.
beilieve - Yelling out what one thinks.
religon - Losing my religion.
prosicustion - Prosecutable crime against language.
criticising the athiests - Well, duh, who wouldn't?
jaol - Prison for people who hate America Online. Also, the rapper known as J-aol.
dig a whole and burry hisself - He should. He completely should.
how he was fairing - The things Henry did at the county carnival, though we won't tell his wife about the hoochie-coochie show.
yous your head - You think; therefore, you are. Aren't yous?
circumsidesed - Type of bris performed by circus folk.