TWISTED LINGUISTICS is giving a short SAT test with today's blasfomys. Just fill in the blanks and hope for the best.
deroagoty: Black is to white as deroagoty is to ______.
inpeach: Hot is to cold as inpeach is to ______.
withut: Up is to down as withut is to ______.
Nazil warm ciminals: Law is to anarchy as Nazil warm ciminals is to ______.
innoent: Good is to bad as innoent is to _______.
enterntainment: Sad is to happy as enterntainment is to _______.
excuted: Freedom is to tyranny as excuted is to _______.
exspunged: Open is to closed as exspunged is to ________.
6 comments:
Before the twisteds:
acronum: bored to death with texting and Twitterspeak ;)
Now...
Black is to white as deroagoty is to platypusimus
Hot is to cold as inpeach is to outsoarced
Up is to down as withut is to notwithut
Law is to anarchy as Nazil warm ciminals is to Himmler few bars of this on Karaoke night
Good is to bad as innoent is to guildy
Sad is to happy as enternainment is to Cowellenoscopy *ducking boos and throwd American Idol drink cups*
Freedom is to tyranny as excuted is to decaydance
Open is to closed as exspunged is to dried up 'n blowd away
I think that Freedom is to Tyrany,
What Excuted is to Deuglify!!
But I'm not good with words....
How about this one..
Serenification...When everything around you is Cute, Clever, and Crimson...:-)
I'm going with "stream of consciousness" answers today!
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deroagoty: Black is to white as deroagoty is to Pat Boone's bastardization of R&B tunes.
inpeach: Hot is to cold as inpeach is to getting busted by the Peach Fuzz for unlawful peach entry.
withut: Up is to down as withut is to being affiliated with Texas A&M.
Nazil warm ciminals: Law is to anarchy as Nazil warm ciminals is to deviated septums.
innoent: Good is to bad as innoent is to the ambiguous morality to be found here at Parenthetically Speaking.
enterntainment: Sad is to happy as enterntainment is to winding up in the E.R. after being talked into lighting a bottle rocket that's been partially inserted into the rectum.
excuted: Freedom is to tyranny as excuted is to single and cute again.
exspunged: Open is to closed as exspunged is to still being preyed upon by leeches.
You pass your SAT, Skunk. And you get extra credit for making me laugh. And that hasn't been an easy accomplishment the last few days.:-)
LOL, Galen. I'm feeling all serenified. It ain't bad, either. It's quite mellow. In fact, I'm feeling laid back enough to give you a pass on skipping your SAT.:-)
Pugsley, you, too, pass your SAT with extra credit for laughs. I may have ambiguous morality going on here, but what goes on in your head is a whole new frontier. You do things to my "words" that redefine blasfomy.:-)
Ooo, I was never ever good at these. I think they are too logical or something... :P
--snow
Nobody ever called blasfomys logical before, Snow, but I do see what you're saying.:-)
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