Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Fun With Twisted Linguistics
Once again, I'm at a loss about what to do with this bunch of TWISTED LINGUISTICS blasfomys. I think the best solution would be to have you guys fill in the blanks. You think? Have at it, make me laugh, and have fun.
credability - Based on her credability score, Jane _____.
releaved - To feel releaved is to feel _____.
schitzophrenia - If Skitch Henderson had had schitzophrenia, he probably would have _____.
favourism - If you performed more favourisms, people might think you were _____.
euthinized - If you're thinking of getting euthinized, your mind is _____.
lucjily - Somebody threw a lucjily at me and it _____ me.
yound - A yound man is a _____ man.
ventalator - ______ needs more ventalators.
Have a Terrific Thursday!
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4 comments:
OK, Just ONE!!
If you're thinking of getting euthinized, your mind is getting lighter and deader!!
One more...
A yound man is still a lyin, cheatin, and horny Man.
Carry On...
Excellent thought processes, Galen.:-)
Based on her credability score, Jane is a redneck Hostess Twinkie wedding cake arranger.
To feel releaved is to feel like squirrels are climbing all over you, looking for acorns. Wear a cup.
If Skitch Henderson had had schitzophrenia, he probably would have thought he was Schroeder, trying to blow off Lucy.
If you performed more favourisms, people might think you were a Brit slut.
If you're thinking of getting euthinized, your mind is on skinny sheep, you sick perv.
Somebody threw a lucjily at me and it just missed, becoming superglued to a tree, trapping birds, squirrels, and ELF tree huggers.
A yound man is a rotund, howl-at-the-moon man.
Kudos to Skunk! You aced these!!:-)
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