Thursday, March 05, 2009
Fun With Twisted Linguistics
TWISTED LINGUISTICS went trawling for Words Gone Wild, and just look at the bumper crop of blasfomys that turned up. I've tried my hand at defining them, but I still want to see what you all can do with them.
appriciated - The erotic enjoyment of apricots.
alter boys - Young males living with Multiple Personality Disorder.
living in the twelve centery - A 12-cent token which allows you to time-travel to the medieval era.
Are you kitting me? - Jokes played on humans by adolescent cats.
misdemeandour - Wandering miscreants who perpetrate minor crimes.
e-mial - Itinerant sailor with a whale fascination who loves e-mail. "Call me E-mial!"
safty program - Structured method of studying saffron.
somg - Tune which never got nominated for a Grammy.
tyrade - Beverage for tyrants.
excuted - Someone who used to look pretty good but now doesn't.
God and Satin - Band known for its angst and conflicted lyrics about religion versus sensuality.
magott - A minor Teutonic fertility goddess.
swope - Bad tense of sweep.
victumes - Where they bury people that bad stuff happened to.
residense - Housing project where they pack 'em in like sardines.
horring - A promiscuous herring.
Now, get to defining, and y'all have a great Thursday!