Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A Bit of Blarney

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I happen to be Irish enough to be able to say
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today and get away with it. But you don't have to kiss me to enjoy a little Irish fun today.

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Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy "Jez, that looks like Sean!" To which Paddy replied "No, Sean was taller than that."

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It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy, who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike, began to holler ..."Seamus ... Seamus ... the wind is cutt'n me chest out!" "Well, Paddy my lad," said Seamus, "why don't you take your jacket off and turn it from front to back ... that'll block the wind for you." So Paddy took Seamus's advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and the two of them were off down the road again. After a bit, Seamus turned to talk to Paddy and was horrified to see that Paddy was not there. Seamus immediately turned the bike around and retraced their route. After a short time, he came to a turn and saw a bunch of farmers standing around Paddy who was sitting on the ground. "T'anks be to heaven, is he all right?" Seamus hailed to the farmers. "Well," said one of the farmers, " he was alright when we found him here ... but since we turned his head back to front, he hasn't said a word since!"

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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he had for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal." Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick replied "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?"

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The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."

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When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!

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Paddy was shaving when he knocked the mirror off the shelf and it fell to the floor and it cracked across the middle. Paddy gazed in horror. "Bejabbers, I've cut my throat," he gasped.

6 comments:

G-Man said...

Happy St. Patty's Day...

Serena O'Joy!!!

You spread lots and lots of that...

Joy AND Blarney....:P

Roxan said...

Eireann go braugh

Beannachtai na Feile Padraig

Happy Saint Patrick's Day

I know some dirty Irish words too. LOL
Isn't being Irish great?

/t. said...

HAPPY
SAINT PAT'S,
SERENA JOY!!!

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

Serena said...

And a happy St. Paddy's to you, Mr. O'Galen. Now, you're not after callin' me full o' blarney, are 'ye?:)

We Irish girls do know some dirty Irish words, Roxan. I should know -- you taught 'em to me.:-)

And the same to you, O'/t. I'll bet you did something spectacular in green on your blog today. I'll have to come see.:)

snowelf said...

Of course the dog was Catholic!! :)

Happy St Patty's Day!

--snow

Serena said...

Well, if he wasn't, he is now, Snow. LOL. Hope you had a great St. Pat's.:)