Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Fun With Twisted Linguistics
I slaved over a hot Internet all day and all night to get these Words Gone Wild blasfomys for you. These are the words, and your task is to (1) define them or (2) use them to write me a poem. Have fun, and Happy Thursday!
undersatndably
complaintive
commosion
vigelante
scutinizing
xeay machins
pensieve
complicitous
aspirn
excrusicating
muchlees
soap opra
likelyhood
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Commosion: disturbance in the dunny
Vigelante: citizen salad dressing cop
Pensieve: a leaky BIC
Soap opra: it'll take a lot *ducking boos and throwd Oprah programs*
Likelyhood: part of town easily recognized as 'bad'
Aspirn: redneckspeak for what a 'moon' can be seenin' when it's exposed
commosion- When the toilet blows up.
Understandably- to understand on a Saturday
Complaintive- a complaint about a plain date
commosion- a common explosion, nothing special
vigelante- a latté made from vinegar
scutinizing- picking on Rin Tin Tin
xeay machines- Xnay on the Arching Bandmays
pensieve- a cheap penis
complicitous- Third ruler of Roman after Copernicus
aspirn- to aspire to relieve pain
excrusicating- the pain of being behind a Sunday driver out for a cruise
soap opra- What Ms Whinfrey uses to clean herself
muchlees and likelyhood win.
Oh, you guys are good! You had me in stitches and spewing Coke Zero when I read these. I'm still snorting and LMAO over Kan's cheap penis. Thank y'all so much for some terrific giggles.:-)
Hi Sherry, I'm hozin tonight, sorry.
It's okay, Galen. We're all tired and dragging.:)
In small claims court instead of a plaintiff they call the person, complaintive.
Scutinizing, sometimes scooting on ones bum helps them think. It’s similar to walking a mile in another person’s shoes, just lower to the ground.
Ever been busily cooking in the kitchen and had an incredible idea, but couldn’t find a pen to jot it down? We’ve solved that issue with our new invention, the pensieve. Strain your pasta or wear it as a hat, but you’ll always have a handy pen.
Do you hear the sound of clapping, Kaknu? That's me! Because you are very, very good at defining blasfomys. Well done!:)
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