Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Words Gone Bad -- The Haunting
From some of our favorite writers, an array of haunting Words Gone Bad -- some defined, some too mind-boggling to try.
oince - A verb in pig language.
hegle diudes - A term out of a fake Harry Potter, the Hegle diude being the antithesis of the Muggle dude.
othertwise
russion
whoile
oppoking - Op poking is illegal in several states.
emmensly - Rapping like a white boy.
sublinme
devided
genuyinly
spearence - A Ricky Ricardo mishap.
chiken sandwhich - Which chik is which?
cigerrette
drizle
crys
grpahoc
guys and gaks - Sexist slur, or simple slip of the fingers? Or -- fingers down throat?
free speach
I have heared
caught in a whilwind
personel experiences
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4 comments:
cigerrette- making the error of buying the wrong brand.
othertwise- how twise the twother person twas
russion- an ion in a russian lab
free speach- the "s" was a typo. It is a sign for a "free peach"
See, I'm not a bad speller, just a word crafter like Serena.... ahahahahhaha.....
ok, I can't spell for sheeet
And then there's the letter "r-a". It comes between "q" and "s". ;-P
Q-R-A -- ahhhhh. I get you. LOL.
Kan and Rex, you two crack me up. Too twise for twother.:)
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