Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Just about anybody would put up with all that from such a cutie. I'd have to draw the line at throwing up on the bed, though. My dog's done that a couple of times; made me sicker than she was. LOL.
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Meow! (fed me, clean up after me, put up with me scratching you, and peeing on your carpet, and throwing up on your bed)
Just about anybody would put up with all that from such a cutie. I'd have to draw the line at throwing up on the bed, though. My dog's done that a couple of times; made me sicker than she was. LOL.
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