Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...
Saturday, October 14, 2006
"Blood-curdling..." -- Part 16
"Look, Devorah, do not rub it in," snapped Haggis. "I do what I do because ... I can."
"I know," Devorah agreed. "You have been a bully and a braggart since you were in nappies."
"And proud of it," retorted Haggis.
"I would say 'bite me,' but I would be afeared you'd take me up on it."
"It wouldn't be the first time," Haggis allowed.
"Nay, madam. I bear yet the marks you left upon me while in the throes of a fit like unto a mad wolf. You should have been put down with a silver bullet lo those many years ago."
"Ah, bite me, Devorah."
"That is getting old, but do not tempt me, madam," Devorah growled, baring her teeth. "Do not tempt me."
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6 comments:
Serena may I contribute some erotic fiction?
No. I'm not a magazine to which anyone can contribute erotica, poetry, true stalker stories, or anything else. Why would you even ask that?
I want to work on my writing skills and you are an editor.
Open a blog and post your writing. Or you could send some sample chapters to Miss Snark for a very honest critique.
Hey, Anon is becoming a regular contributor now.....Good stuff
Yeah, how about that? Strange days...
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